Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Author & Narrator

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

Woo! Great addition to the team!

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Well shit. Guess I’m going for a bike ride in my tank top, if I can find them in storage lol.

There's nothing quite so baffling as realizing you started estradiol seven years ago and ended up transitioning into transfemme Philip J. Fry.

Give me that bachelorette chow, I guess.

a man wearing a straw hat and a red vest is standing on a boat with his mouth open . Alt: a man wearing a straw hat and a red vest is standing on a boat with his mouth open .

Later, losers. Setting sail with the Straw Hat Crew.

Happy One Piece Day!

This week's Emergency Trans Meal Fund slot is now open.

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No movie theaters in Maine are showing the Kiki’s Delivery Service 4K re-release this week. 🥲

When the Princess Mononoke 4K re-release dropped last year, multiple theaters picked it up. 💔

Biiiiiiig stretch

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*circles mattress 30 times and collapses*

Writing time: 4 hours
Word count: 4,007

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One more month, and I'm really hoping I can somehow move off the back-up list at Furcationland and get a table in the artist alley. 🥲

Please let me sell my furry books to the furries. They are my peeps.

Reader: "Hey, I just got my tax refund. Should I buy more Autumn Wolff books?"

Me: "Non. Arret."

kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room . Alt: kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room .

Let's get chapter 5 written.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Final Trailer YouTube video by Nintendo of America

Reminder: Birdo is trans

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*Witch from Mercury has entered the chat*

(I'm also super thankful for any and all sales, btw. This is just a funny realization sometimes.)

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Where was Gondor when Rohan's gender fell? Where was Gondor when Rohan wanted to try out neopronouns? WHERE WAS GONDOR—

I'll tell you what. It's a baffling thing when your favorite books you've written aren't the ones that sell best. 😅

Folks might be like, "Wow, I bet Autumn loves her werewolf books." And I'll be like, "Yeah. . . I do, but actually," lol.

Because 💕

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Book mail arrived today. 🥰

That last line 💀

It's DnD time.

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*SNRK* Freya 🤣

Don’t dox my cave. It has the best acoustics!

Subs will be like: "I just want someone to own me," and like, sure, but what are you bringing to the table by being owned? What does the mistress get out of having you?

Bake some sweets, girlie. Fold that laundry. Clean the bathroom. Make sure she's happy (and you're happy). 😤

Narrating audiobooks is ultimately about trust. The author who hires you has to trust that you're going to do everything in your power to bring their book to life in a satisfactory way. And the narrator has to trust the author won't take advantage of them. It's a balance of respect, like any team.