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My dad got me a Christmas gift that was an homage to a very famous pedophile. As a single male who works with children. Should I be offended?

I am ready to join a cult. Any good ones out there?

Nerf had a hard month this month. And it has resulted in a lot of late payments. The challenge of having freshly expanded.

Unfortunately I did seem to jump the gun, a bit however. I think it won't be taken long to steady the boat.

I miss Twitter just because it was where I posted my high thoughts and it just became a record of how nonsensical I was 😂

Interacting with a wide range of mums, I don't think I have ever met a Muslim woman that I didn't immediately like. I honestly can't think of a single unpleasant Muslim girl.

And I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I really prided myself that I was the only mentally healthy member of my family. But I think I was just the most repressed.

Ten years ago I say in my directors office ready to get an ADHD test. Then I got up and walked out because I'm my head I shouldn't know.

But because I was scared of it. But I was scared because I was the only member of my family not on any medication for mental issues.

Am I going to drive for 8 hours tomorrow so I can go meet a baby for 20 minutes.

Yes.

I have played every single Kingdom hearts game. Some multiple times. And I still have no idea what the fucking story is 🤣

I really hate that exercising is just so great. And makes me feel good.

I hate that my parents were right.

You might be doing shit, but at least be the party that saved the UK from extremists groups in the future

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social You are going to lose the next election if you continue on this way. One thing you can do is introduce a new voting system. Single Transferable Vote. This will be beneficial for everyone except the Tories. And keeps extremist groups out.

No I don't have rejection sensitivity disorder. I am just right about everyone hating me.

There is someone out there who collects novelty popcorn buckets. And honestly they sound like they are the happiest people.

It's so interesting that Americans TV shows complain about dodgeball. Where dodgeball was one of my favourite things as a kid.

But they did it drastically harsher than ours, turning it more into a transport than just a ball of incredible chaos

It's kinda crazy that one day in the far far future. Someone will be like. It took human beings less than 150 years to go from flying to destroying themselves.

Fucking Wright brothers

I think I am actually quite a funny and quick person, but I don't structure my jokes well because I force the joke out before thinking about it.

My ADHD meds are going to make me fucking hilarious.

Kinda wondered how I have struggled so much financially this month. Every bill is late, literally just scraping by.... And then I realised I paid a £6000 bill this month.

Oh yeah that's why.

Driving in America must be so fucking relaxing. Like driving at 2am and not seeing a soul.

Just had a girl unmatch me because she told me she would be Amy if she were a character in Brooklyn 99. I told her I would be Scully.

That's such a Jake thing to say. 🤣

I don't really want to date right now. But I keep swiping on bumble. It's just a shame that when the girl matches me I just don't have the energy to talk to them.

My family has a lot of generational names.

Chris, Patrick, John, Rose, Christina.

I am so glad that has ended with my generation. Not a single cousin or siblin of mine has named their kids one of these names.

Although I do see Rose continuing somehow. The rest are gone.

@samreich.bsky.social

One year later is a phenomenal episode of game changer. Possibly the best one I have ever seen.

Honestly. Skynet. You don't need to nuke us. I would vote for you right now.

Overall we have ran 800+ parties in 6 years of operating.

This tax year we will have ran over 300. Can I get 60ish more bookings before the end of march?

I keep getting invited to things and I keep saying no and not going. I am honestly spoilt for choice with friends but I keep isolating myself.

Like the amount of kids from my year that went to and completed uni is insanely low.

If I didn't go to such a shit high school I really could have got a physics degree. I was so good at maths and physics but you know.

School was underfunded and shit.

I really want a tattoo of my business. But I know it's such an incredibly stupid idea🤣 there has just never been anything else in my life that I have been so proud of!

I am so close to hitting my first ever £7k month. Honestly I am so excited. I remember being so excited for my first 4k month and now I am hitting that almost every month.

We are currently hiring 3 staff members to make sure we hit that every month!