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I’m gonna pretend I could make a carburetor or some other mechanic joke here.
This is fantastic content
When you’re offended by “love is more powerful than hate.”
I don’t have one. I assumed they’re all on the cloud.
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
@tesla keep making money you pedos
Name them
shame them
Karolyn Leavitt. Actually I’ve never seen her and Charlie in the same room.
Well someone was recoded disconnecting it ffs
Let’s talk about the Mexican pizza my friend
Years from now, we’ll say “the life of Chuck guy who called out our pedo president” instead of “Luke skywalker”— I dressed as Luke skywalker every opportunity I could for 20 years of life
Idiots don’t need access to assault rifles.
I was just denied entry to the Dilley detention facility while my constituent, seven-year-old Diana, remains inside.
What kind of sick, horrific conditions are children being forced to endure in there?
I will be back tomorrow. Accountability can’t wait.
This dude really is Sean Penn from One Battle After Another.
Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.
Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
Unilever/Magnum has been silencing Ben & Jerry’s when the brand has tried to speak out about social injustices & progressive values. It’s wrong.
Join me & sign Ben from Ben & Jerry's petition & be entered in a raffle to win a free pint of his pro-ceasefire sorbet! sign.moveon.org/petitions/un...
Original or new Ducktales retcon?!
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
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@theguardian.com #ICE
Now, I don’t like to see anyone die, but if someone has to die it might as well be a techie… because another one comes along. It’s the same belt, the same hammer in the tool belt. You can barely tell the difference.
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Oh man. You are so right. I was so in on fetterman. And you don’t even want to know what i spent on sinema. I’m done with this sack of shit.
