Abzan Death and Taxes

I love everything about this. The cards themselves, the fortelling, and the salt.

Ironically, I could really go for a cookie right now. Double chocolate and fudge. Later though, I can't get away for it right now.

They've been buying into AI on the business/logistics side as well, which has been doing *wonders* for morale in the warehousing.

Oof. Happened to me before the pandemic, when I was mostly self-employed.

A image copy of the M:tG card, Corpsejack Menace Card text: Corpsejack Menace - 2BG Creature - Fungus If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

My first thought was Isshin, but this triggers at the start of combat, not on attack. That said, Corpsejack Menace wants to be friends.

...and now I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

I am a big fan of Italian beef and fresh spinach. Take that with a white pizza template, delicious. Works fine with the standard red sauce too.

Ooo, you play Path too? Remind me to connect with ye and brainstorm starters.

Yay. Low mv, mana returns based on targeted counter make it bracket 3+, plus the fact that it's a $40 card at a minimum? You're going to see it in higher power match-ups, barring proxies and collectors with a lot of buying power.

This is true, barring particularly low curves, the floor is 38-40.

This is my reminder of how much I adore that dummy. <3 Tai, with her empty head.

...I can't tell if you're being hyperbolic or not. Mostly because every land advice thing I've ever seen is upwards of 35 minimum.

Omg, Reb. I'm so glad you have a safe place to stay already. Hugs and love to ye.

Sorry for the delayed response, was a bit distracted yesterday. Alas, looks like I'm stretched a little too thin when all is said and done. Hope you find/found luck in the sales group!

Came to find the sepulch, was not disappointed.

I'm tentatively interested (unable to DM ye, tho?), though I need to assess some things. If you don't get another offer before Wednesday, and I think I can swing it between the things I have going, I'll bite.

I'm actually kinda hyped, as this will be the first bit of Magic I've played in a few months (and my first game of the year). Excited to be out and about, so to speak.

Good... morning? I'm not sure what time it actually is for us right now, I just need drag my charming ass to sleep rather than scrolling. Even if you are a delight.

I don't know if I could say I'm *known* for it, but I'll throw Thalia + Frog and Eerie Ultimatum in any deck I can remotely justify them in.

This dragon actually makes me want to build a burn deck.

Nice Titan! It'd be a shaaaame...

I need to know more about Chapter 1

I have now learned of this, and I would like to unlearn it. With prejudice.

...I was 15, and it was a group of 15-17 year olds at my elder sister's birthday, we were playing 'Duck, Duck, Goose' (look, it's a bit more extreme when it's people who are mostly grown, 'k?), and it turns out the grass we were playing on was just a little too slick. Slipped and broke my wrist.

I forgot this happened, and wish that had stayed locked away in my memory vault of no retrieval. Alas.

Really hoping for the former over the latter.

Way to be ominous, @merriam-webster.com. Not inspiring confidence in the first month of 2026.

Mine broke within an hour of cracking the package, after I accidentally walked into a hanging decor item and it got caught, alas.

#Bears win, but being a Bears fan is not good for my stress levels.

The bill payment being another reference point for the company to deny my claim. So anyway, I've got an angry phone call in my future.