Fat John Lennon affirmations
11.03.2026 02:11
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I come out hearing a john williams-esque score and he's watching fucking Mac and Me on tubi
11.03.2026 02:03
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Leaving the oven on must feel so good for the oven
11.03.2026 00:28
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Hey toaster that’s pretty cool and awesome
10.03.2026 23:15
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First time going and we had to do the Sheraton this year 😭
10.03.2026 23:04
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My armpits smell just wanted to let you guys know
10.03.2026 23:03
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You can’t be doing that white Rivers Cuomo
10.03.2026 22:55
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i love being a lion
10.03.2026 20:17
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me too
10.03.2026 15:33
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entering month 3 of my Beatles hyperfixation
they are the easiest band to be autistic about because literally everything has been documented in excruciating detail
08.03.2026 23:24
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Fits right between my freckles
10.03.2026 01:34
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doing tattoo gambling
10.03.2026 00:30
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i feel so close to understanding
09.03.2026 18:34
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Image I apparently made in 2019. All context has been lost to me. Was I cooking/what was I cooking?
09.03.2026 15:15
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Oh you asked ChatGPT about it?? Cringe. This is who I asked.
09.03.2026 06:00
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I like him
09.03.2026 14:00
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08.03.2026 12:18
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08.03.2026 17:59
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“porn addicts” are so insanely funny to me. like yeah that’s cool little protty you should try meth
08.03.2026 15:11
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this was spitting
08.03.2026 05:07
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so pretty
08.03.2026 03:30
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1. "Omigod, doggie! Hiii-" "Do not pet my dog!"
2. "I didn't adopt it to fun. I got it to keep me active and disciplined"
3. Hey, you still gotta show it love. Dogs have feelings and thoughts like we do!"
4. "Why are these dogs walking and talking? What are these creatures?
This is fucking scary"
made a comic about pet dogs
07.03.2026 13:56
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The way i heard him from the other room go "Oughh! New Socks.." before work this morning
06.03.2026 20:36
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especially that one
06.03.2026 20:34
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beastmode
06.03.2026 20:32
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mine is from the back and seeing it go in below the cheeks like oh honey that's not how that works and you animated it too oh no im so sorry
06.03.2026 20:31
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These two just cannot stop committing to the bit. 🦊🐻
04.03.2026 03:06
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LCD Soundsystem soon
06.03.2026 01:05
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Guy who was sad about David Lynch passing because we would never get a Dune directors cut
06.03.2026 00:43
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