Pocket Himmler just got Scaramucci'd. They took away his access to his OWN social media accounts? Dude, never upstage Daddy Whorebucks.
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Pocket Himmler just got Scaramucci'd. They took away his access to his OWN social media accounts? Dude, never upstage Daddy Whorebucks.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
If I had to sit on a plane for 20 hours just so I could watch Trump and Hegseth beat each other off for 30 minutes, I'd be fucking livid.
I may have sold this whole "thoughts and prayers" thing short. It's pretty great when your prayers are answered.
Gov. Pritzker, you were my governor for several years before I moved to Kansas City. I have nothing but respect for you, and I respect your conciliatory tone here as well. But please recognize this is what happens to Nazis.
Oh r-i-i-i-i-ght...
THAT'S what you do with Nazis.
We had apparently forgotten.
Mike Johnson says President Shitbag was an FBI confidential informant on Epstein.
The FBI recruits confidential informants from the ranks of criminals looking for deals.
We always thought the Constitution would stand as a bulwark to protect us from this. Turns out it was a simple formula. Stack the courts and then ignore it. Who knew?
Do you think it makes Elon a little jealous that the actual Nazis were GOOD at making cars and rockets?
This just in: Donald Trump accidentally said something true, then immediately collapsed unconscious for several hours.
My favorite thing about this crazy industry is finding out I had friends long before I ever met them. You are among my favorite people and always will be. Much love my friend.
There are lots of reasons that Jimmy Buffett has always been one of my personal heroes. But the first and foremost among them is “And I hope Anita Bryant never, ever does one of my songs.”
Thank you, Jimmy. Much love.
Who knew all we had to do to get smarter was drink a bottle of steak sauce?
The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.
Let's remember for just a second that the idiot who jeopardized national security IS THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER.
A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”
I know. It looks like it HAS to be satire. It isn’t.
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So sad. George was a pleasure to know and he’ll be missed terribly.
Donald Trump is importing rapists.
Fabulous.
And totally on-brand.
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Who’s stolen more American jobs in the past month; undocumented immigrants or Elon Musk?
Donald Trump is a threat to National Security.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Dirty, filthy, sneaky, horrible…
No, I don’t want him to go swimming. I want him to drown.
Hey, are eggs free yet?
Happy sentencing day everyone! Craphead stacked the Supreme Court, and they turned on him. I LOVE it.
American decline distilled into one news story.
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“Would you ask for something like another chance?”
-Traffic
I wish I had something intelligent to say about what happened early this morning in #NOLA. I don’t. It’s more senseless violence and it just makes me sad, disappointed, and angry. For the record none of those things is something I enjoy being.
Ask Mike Johnson whose faces the leopards won’t eat.
