Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey

I am never drinking on a school night again. The Toon being in the Champions League does make this statement somewhat ambitious. #nufc

We’ll smash them in the next leg. Probably. #nufc

I feel violated emotionally. We were so good tonight. #nufc

There’s a goal coming. I just hope it’s us. #nufc

I’d have taken 0-0 at half time. Unless we’re winning before the next leg I think we may be turbo-fucked though. #nufc

High praise!

Has Taylor eaten Besty?! #nufc

The Amazon coverage is a little bit fucking mint. #nufc

I’d never wish injury on a player but I’m hoping Joelinton ‘introduces’ Yamal to Newcastle very early doors. #nufc

I’m at the ‘3-pint peak belief’ phase of tonight.

We’re going to win it all. #nufc

Shields is a special place, for many reasons!

Easily my least favourite former Toon player, and trust me, we’ve had some proper cunts.

I think we can all get behind John. RIP.

I’d don’t watch rugby, I’m not a Tory

No, it’s like watching Chelsea 😜

I’ve never wanted to stab myself in the eyes until the prospect of extra time in this game dawned.

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He narrates my internal monologue

Decent shout.

He’s alright, given. Ally is on a different level. He loves the Toon also, which in no way sways my opinion

I’m genetically wired to love Alan but Ally is cut above.

I was living in Nottingham. It ruined my entire experience

That says a lot.

Ally McCoist - name a better commentator.

Pardew probably shagged his Mrs. At least that’s what I tell myself when their advert comes on.

I don’t miss him much.

He does his business with brown envelopes. Look away…

I was at that match.

I used to live near Swindon when he was player/manager.

Boy had skills. I fundamentally disagree with the rest of him.

A fucking classic.

His views may have changed. If not, he’s a cunt.