Neil Oakton

Flying motorcycle from MegaForce (1982)

I think we all know how to get the oil over that strait.

That's totally inapplicable to anything that's going on here. And it's dumb! Who told you that?
You did.
But it's very wise. Very wise.

Just after I replied, I found out that Rob Grant had died :( So much of what we say is quoting Red Dwarf. Grant Naylor were such a good writing team. There are some gems that I cant begin to imagine how a brain could come up with the connections...

It's the state of the floor that I'm worried about

A warning sign that reads uneven surface and has a picture of a stick man "going flying".

When does uneven become perilous?

A ladder in a brightly lit store that is being renovated but could easily be mistaken for a display in a swanky emporia de ladder.

"The ladder is not for sale, don't make me tell you again..."

God bless the leek

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

A deserted carpark, level 5. Two hi-vis workers are at the top of step ladders, working on things in the ceiling. You can only see the ladder and their legs.

At 23:45, what were you doing? These guys had ladders and they knew how to use them...

This is the official theatrical release poster for the 1980 space opera film "Battle Beyond the Stars." The artwork features a massive, organic-looking spaceship (the hero's ship, Nell) at the top, along with various other spacecraft. Below are portraits of the main human characters, as well as several of the unique alien mercenaries they recruit.

Yes, Star Trek Day... but today is also the 45th anniversary of Battle Beyond the Stars!

A secret stairwell in a hotel where ladders thought they could hide. Nice try ladders...

Secret stairwell with secret ladders

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Motherfucking wind farms…

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

A ladder acting as a stile over a drystone wall.

Ladder: country-stile (pun intended)..

A guy up a long ladder, with a shorter ladder and step ladder in reserve. The guy is fully laddered.

Fully laddered

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A white van and a ladder. Work is going to happen. There's just no telling exactly when. But when it does, it's gonna get real.

Ladder!

A ladder lying in a clearing in the woods.

Wha?

Just a guy, up a ladder, fixing a window.

Ladder!

Superglue is badly named

A ladder helping a workperson, wearing full orange hi-vis overalls, inspect or may be fix a UK traffic light.

Ladder!

#yellowcar

A lady standing in a circle, looking up to the sky.

The end level boss tried to drop a barrel on my wife

An arty photo (at a slant) of a yellow and blue step ladder cordoned of by red and white tape. Back off! No one is allowed near this ladder - it's special.

It's almost the weekend ladder fans - enjoy it as best as you can ❤️

A ladder lying on a tarpaulin to stop it blowing away proving that it's not just a one-dimensional, vertical, height enabler.

Multifunctional

Wow, the daily ski report for Sugarbush VT, where a certain member of the WH planned to take their family.

An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. It was a simpler time in the past when everything was between 0 and 3.5m above the earth's surface.

An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. Side-on view.

Wow, you don't normally see a wooden ladder these days!

Picture of tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. A bag of salt and vinegar crisps. The enhancement to this meal deal is the addition of a brandy based old fashioned made with Pechaud's bitters.

Meal deal+ Tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. Salt and vinegar crisps. Brandy old fashioned (Pechaud's bitters).

A ladder in the aisle of a UK, Polish supermarket. Dziękuję

Ladder! If you stack it high, you've gotta have a ladder knocking around.