Prince Sleepyhead

Watching ER bc we ran out of The Pitt and I want to fist fight George Clooney’s character

i am 69 inches tall, i was born on the 69th day of the year, and i realized both these things after having already been a sex toy designer for YEARS.

All the stories about fate being unavoidable are true

Kristi Noem’s firing is long overdue. She oversaw vile crimes against humanity and we’ll never forget it.

But until ICE is abolished and expelled from our communities, we keep fighting.

Lawless federal agents kidnapping and killing people on our streets can never be normalized.

Being a tradwife is a fetish right. Like these women have a 24/7 sub dom relationship. They would like to be led around on a leash but they're too afraid to ask for it. Girl it's not how we're all supposed to live you just have a kink, it's cool calm down

Arrest the goddamn president

Fester the cat

My cat Fester looks like a puppet about to tell me a secret.

well when *I* got abducted by aliens and dissected they said my organs were some of the best they'd ever seen and they reallly wanted to keep them for display

Orange text: "ICE agents don’t get to pick and choose when the First Amendment applies." Orange text: "We have a right to record law enforcement in public." Orange ACLU logo. Black background.

When ICE agents are working, we have a right to film them in public. Period.

werewolf putting his hands down a guy's pants oh noooooo is he going to bite???? jork??? Bork?????

Got to draw werewolf boyfriends behind the corner store this weekend

a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

Chubby horses are everything to me.

Iron Lung: they sure did make that YouTube man goopy

Morning.

I can’t be mad at her for real lol

Some cats are natural emotional support animals, Arya bites you until you pay attention to her while cuddling if you are having Feelings #shestrying

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

It sure is weird that the Scream franchise stopped at Scream 6. You'd think they'd want to capitalise on it and make more.

Oh well, a series ending at 6 movies is still impressive.

A drawing of two cartoonish cherubs playing a flute and a harp. Text reads “if you ain’t got no haters you ain’t poppin’”

sorry but it’s true

The DOJ dumped millions of Epstein files and called it transparency, but key FBI interviews naming Trump in abuse allegations were missing. If evidence about a sitting president is being withheld, that’s not transparency that’s a cover up.

Trump-Epstein Files™️. Trump needs to testify. No immunity. This was before he was in office.

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️

fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

The McDonald's CEO trying to force himself to eat a single bite of his own food as his clearly fights back disgust is some distopoan shit.

Trans people are so beautiful & brave & amazing.

Proud of myself for asking for what I want and need in relationships lately. That used to feel really impossible. ✨ growth ✨

Cinnamoroll

A deer made of slime and bones. Squishy!
For @gooeydeer.com

lol the absolute nerve of Target with this We Salute Black History Month ad blitz.

No. Not a dime, bitch. We know who you are, now.

Trump’s reckless tariffs cost the American people more than $130 billion over the past year. He took money from your pockets, the Supreme Court said it was illegal, and now he wants to keep it.

The American people deserve a refund now.