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Weasel in tepid bath of managed decline Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die

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10.03.2026 18:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I can usually suss out why a Meta site suddenly starts to bombard me with weirdly specific posts/groups/ads/whathaveyou but am thoroughly at a loss as to why I’ve suddenly become inundated with anything and everything Tim Curry related. There are certainly worse Tims to be haunted by I guess.

10.03.2026 17:45 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

just the most farcical excuse for a global hegemon ever. rank amateurism all round.

10.03.2026 17:44 👍 108 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0

After a short pause, these parties will then start braying about black holes and maxxed out credit cards and demanding cuts to the justice system, or the prisons, or social care or whatever.

10.03.2026 16:37 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
The News Agents @thenewsagents.c... • 5m
"It's clear Starmer has learnt from Iraq. Blair does not seem to have done so."
Tony Blair has said that Keir Starmer "should have backed America from the very beginning" in the Iran war.

The News Agents @thenewsagents.c... • 5m "It's clear Starmer has learnt from Iraq. Blair does not seem to have done so." Tony Blair has said that Keir Starmer "should have backed America from the very beginning" in the Iran war.

Tony has learned he can bullshit the nation into a disastrous war; refuse to admit to any wrongdoing; get rewarded for it with seats at the top tables of business and government, plus a zillion pounds and a knighthood. Why would he change his mind now?

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 50 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0

I still say leaving Usenet was a mistake...

10.03.2026 16:17 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the eastern hemisphere must take off our cultural blinkers and accept that other ways of thinking exist; the fact that our societies view you as unfit for high office if you're suffering age-related cognitive decline does not make that a universal truth

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 50 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

10.03.2026 13:19 👍 7728 🔁 1583 💬 145 📌 38

counterpoint: Karl Marx would have written 5000 words in praise of the fanciest coffee shit imaginable.

10.03.2026 16:20 👍 306 🔁 22 💬 13 📌 4

As I've said before, back in the before times, when films came out much later in the UK we saw this on a trip to the US (at the end of its run in a DC suburb) so we saw it unspoilered and it's set up so you don't know Jessica Rabbit isn't a rabbit until you see her

10.03.2026 14:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Consider the number of times Bugs Bunny fooled humans in to thinking he was a sexy lady and compare with the number of times Droopy or Pluto managed to do the same and it’s undeniable

10.03.2026 14:11 👍 68 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

I have just learned that humans are more closely related to rabbits than the dogs or cats and I don't know why that should unnerve me, but

10.03.2026 13:51 👍 76 🔁 5 💬 29 📌 2

OFCOM all over this like a sloth on diazepam wielding a feather duster

10.03.2026 09:07 👍 255 🔁 65 💬 7 📌 4
Preview
Ofcom: LGBT radio head 'baffled' by watchdog's ruling over programming Broadcasting regulator Ofcom found Juice Radio in breach of some of its

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

10.03.2026 14:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Do you remember the woman who was fired from an unpaid job at a poetry magazine for saying that poetry wasn't the most important thing in the world?

10.03.2026 13:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Hard to believe it’s 35 years since the deregulation of the TV listings

09.03.2026 21:27 👍 72 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 3

We had, in the late 70s early 80s a TV with a remote (and Teletext). You could turn it off remotely but not on, there was basically a spring loaded button and a solenoid so when you turned it off the solenoid moved and the spring pushed the switch to the off position

10.03.2026 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A friend has the sofa (sort of chaise longue) on which he was told by his parents that he was conceived

10.03.2026 10:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And as for Jeremy Jeremy Woof Woof Bang Bang

10.03.2026 10:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We for one are reminded of this classic

10.03.2026 10:18 👍 96 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 2

CAN YOU DO THIS, I THINK A CAR JUST QUACKED AT ANOTHER CAR I CAN;'T DEAL WITH THIS ON A TUESDAY MORNING I HAVE ONLY HAD ONE CUP OF COFFEE

10.03.2026 09:54 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
Of all the people I'd move heaven and earth to help...

For the people who did far more than save a few trees 👇

tinyurl.com/y9xk8fre

10.03.2026 09:44 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Polanski basically seems to have a grasp on politics/policy which is very similar to the average left-ish normie, which is good for becoming popular but has no follow through for governance.

10.03.2026 09:16 👍 218 🔁 21 💬 106 📌 55

Eventually it will be the last resort and we will be forced to, just as Windows increasing obnoxiousness is forcing us into the arms of Linux (ugh)

10.03.2026 09:53 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I demand to speak to your manager (*)

(*) Underlying cognitive layer

10.03.2026 09:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people in work ChatGPT Teams are sharing their "instructions" to their bots, and one of them uses "do not hallucinate" and I want to fucking scream.

10.03.2026 09:21 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

If only the government hadn't abolished OFCOM and the DCMS

10.03.2026 09:24 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

At some point I fear they will

10.03.2026 09:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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…And includes this rather good methodology comment…

10.03.2026 08:47 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

This is very good…

10.03.2026 08:47 👍 27 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0