im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality
We owe him an apology
I'm a guest on the latest episode of the excellent Failure to Franchise podcast! The topic? The Chuck Norris classic "Invasion U.S.A." Take a listen below- the podcast is also available on Spotify and other podcast places!
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The first ever winner of the “FIFA Peace Prize” is also likely be the first head of state to host a World Cup while bombing one of the participating countries.
I don't normally "argue" with people on the internet. It's usually a waste of time. But if you show up on my timelines with some Nazi racist homophobic bullshit, I won't block you. Instead, I will engage you and drag you for the fucking filth that you are. And you will, eventually, regret it.
Jesus Christ, all night, all fucking night, some mega racist Nazi motherfucker arguing with me about whether or not he's a mega racist Nazi motherfucker. It's all on your timeline, dipshit!
I hope the reasoning for this is something we can all accept and believe. Because at the moment I don't think I can accept this at all.
Pete has his job because of how he looks and how much he kisses ass, but when he has to go up against Big Steve he gets destroyed with one move because he's thoroughly incompetent and bad at his job. (2)
I have to disagree with Seth Meyers when he says Pete Hegseth is like the villain in every Steven Seagal movie. Pete is more like a henchman of the main villain in a Steven Seagal movie. (1)
the right has invested heavily in communicating "news" to the busy american. "honey i heard theyre force trans-ing the kids, sounds dumb, anyway, im on my way to take the girls to scouts."
id rather not cede all this ground to the worst fucking people.
When you are asked a "yes or no" question and you don't say "no," you did it.
Every time it sounds like he might be a sensible person, he does some weak ass bullshit that makes me realize that, deep down, he's just another weanie Dem.
White progressives have been kind of gross toward Jasmine Crockett and her supporters. And yet, are going to expect Black voters to just fall in line in November. Which will be wild to watch from the "earn our votes" crowd. So, lots of luck with that.
I have seen both doing it. From my POV, the white leftists are far more insufferable, especially the ones on YouTube (but they're both equally delusional). Texas isn't going blue or purple anytime soon. The world is far too dumb to allow that to happen.
Don't forget all of the "identity politics" stuff, which only counts as a sin when you're Black, but if you do it when you're white it's totally okay.
What I find funny about the Texas D US Senate race is that white leftists think that if Crockett wins she will get destroyed by Republican Cornyn, failing to grasp that their golden boy Talerico will also get destroyed by Cornyn.
My latest podcast appearance is on the excellent Excelsior Journeys show hosted by my friend George Sirois. Check it out at the link below. The show is also available on Apple, Spotify, and plenty of other places.
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Congrats to Tyler Reddick for winning at COTA, beating SVG, and becoming the first driver to ever win the first three Cup Series races in a season. Can he win 4 next week at Phoenix? #NASCAR
Congrats to Alex Palou on winning the 2026 #IndyCar season opener at St. Pete. He picked up where he left off in 2025. I think the only thing that's going to stop him is catastrophic parts failure, and how often does that happen with a Ganassi car? #IndyCar
That's true. I don't think the field in general is ready for it.
If SVG ever becomes as badass on ovals as he is on road courses, he will dominate. Holy crap. #NASCAR
The Camping World Truck Series race at the St. Petersburg street course was a way better race than I thought it would be. Way better. #NASCAR
"I can assure you that no one has learned anything. Ever. About anything. And if by some chance someone does learn something, it will be the wrong thing."- Bryan Kristopowitz
Alt text: Screenshot of an Instagram post by Yashar Ali stating, “Dennis Quaid is traveling to Texas aboard Air Force One with President Trump and Senator Ted Cruz.” Below the caption is a photo of Senator Ted Cruz and actor Dennis Quaid standing side by side in a wood-paneled room with an “Aboard Air Force One” plaque on the wall behind them. Both men are wearing suits and smiling at the camera. Underneath, actress Lauren Holly replies in the comments: “At least I got to slap him real hard in Any Given Sunday.” The comment has significantly more likes than the original post.
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Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.
I didn't watch that shit because I knew ahead of time what it would be.
Under Trump:
Your grocery costs are up.
Your rent is up.
Your utility bill is up.
Your health care premiums are up.
He didn't make America affordable again.
Trump made himself and his friends at Mar-a-Lago even richer.
I don't need Donald Trump telling me how to raise children. The dude is a pedophile.
I just got finished doing my fourth podcast! It went great!
