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Yep, I go to that one pretty regularly too. Weirdly, I never seem to find as much in that one as in King's Heath, not sure why. But I always give it a check when I'm there.

I thought they'd got rid of all the people responsible for bad economic numbers? Was this revision published by the janitor?

Stick a picture of Farage on it and replace the beaver with a cúnt.

And you're a woman.

I've noticed this lately too. Whenever I see these things, I always wonder who did it first, and why everyone these days feels it necessary to slavishly copy what they see. And most of them will simultaneously claim a desire to be "authentic". Hah!

He'll be forcing them to wrap bandages round their ankles before pulling on their socks next.

Dear God, that's almost on a par with Cilla's murderous renditions.

Bless him, he's still looking for logic, reason and common sense.

We don't want him here! And actually, I don't want him anywhere but prison for the rest of what I hope would be a long, miserable, frustrated life.

And this suits the Brexiteers and Reform maniacs perfectly, because all they're interested in is stirring up racial hatred. If there were no brown people in the country, they'd have no raison d'être, and that wouldn't suit because they can't exist without their mouth-frothing, tub-thumping bigotry.

Aw, well you're allowed to feel like that when you're ill and everyone around you is obliged to indulge you utterly 🙂🙂

Oh nooo 🙁 I hope the laughing out loud didn't aggravate your throat too much, but it is hilariously and alarmingly accurate.
I hope you feel better soon 🤗

There is an "outage" (hateful word) on Sky internet at the moment in my area. I've just checked their site and apparently "these usually take a couple of days to fix", mentioned in such a blasé way, as thought that's absolutely fine.

First foraging of the year. Pesto made from wild garlic leaves. It's got a bit of a kick!

I'm doing lasagne next week! I haven't made one since I stopped eating meat about seven years ago. I'm using This mince, but everything else will be authentic. Hope it comes out okay 😁 And I hope you enjoy yours tomorrow!

"...Or Obama", he continued.

If anyone is in the Kings Heath area of Birmingham, be sure to pop into the Oxfam bookshop in the High Street. It has by far the best selection of books of any charity bookshop I've been in. I'm a frequent visitor and have bought so many great books there!
#booksky

Even a stopped clock is right once a day. Although in Boebert's case it's more like a stopped calendar.

Not that I would wish disability on anyone, but it would be quite nice were he (let's face it, it's always "he") to have to spend a bit of time in a wheelchair, and find out how f*cking ignorant it is to park like this.

I hope it's every bit as sore and painful as it looks.

Ironically one of the few bits of him that still seems to be in perfect condition is the ear he supposedly had shot.

If you look closely, you can almost see Trump's hand up his ass, controlling his every movement.

Perfectly true, but only one party is holding back the files and furiously redacting every mention of their president.

One for @therealyplac.bsky.social and @yplac.bsky.social.

Morning All. Happy reading day, to all those who observe. 🙂📚📚

Are bone spurs hereditary?

Shrödinger's Ayatollah.

He's right. The President himself exonerated him. You can't get better than that.

I see Trumplethinskin is so pissed of at losing his case in SCOTUS that he's had a massive paddy and decided to start WW3.

I see all the news media are enjoying the alliteration of Plumber and Parliament today, using it gleefully in every headline as though they were the only ones to notice it.