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Eric Horwitz

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Full time librarian and a part time author from NYC. Seize the Press, Daily Science Fiction, Not One of Us Magazine, Vector BSFA, NoSleep. Ethorwitz.com theworldshottestwriter.com he/him. I post wacky books on insta https://www.instagram.com/wackybooks

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in England it's Lectre

10.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

to the feds monitoring me Julia Ormond has been communicating to me through the television she says she'll be my bride after the rev

08.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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rewatching Mad Men and I'd commit a major terrorist action for Julia Ormond

08.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Law and Order: Circus. Animated parody series. Clown Lennie Briscoe. Clown court. Jury of elephants. Theme song covered by a calliope.

04.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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healthcare plz

04.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Book of the New Sun tv series. Garish neon color palette and lots of catholic-esque imagery. Do the fromsoft storytelling method of deliberately bamboozling viewers with opaque details. It'll cost $15 mil per episode and have a total viewership of like 10 people tops.

04.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

make a big budget Screwfly Solution movie and give it to the most firebreathing man-hating feminist director alive

04.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like I'm down one. Let's see...

Iannucci-esque movie about the Bourbon restoration. Louis XVIII scrambles between appeasing the foreign coalition who put him in power, French republicans who hate him, and ultraroyalists who also hate him. The hundred days alone would be a comedic goldmine

04.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i've got the weirdest algorithm

04.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in my day it was a good thing when your unc was washed

03.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can I have some common cream

02.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zendaya is meechee

02.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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saw Wuthering heights last last night When she appeared with this fit I called the police

01.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would say the second biggest science deniers of our time are women who don’t believe in the power of 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner products

22.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 846 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5

oh god the @ name

27.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Five authors by whom I've read at least five books:

β€’ Dan Abnett (Warhammer 40k: The Horus Heresy Book #1 Horus Rising, Warhammer 40k: The Horus Heresy Book #7 Legion, Warhammer 40k: The Horus Heresy Book #15 Prospero Burns, Warhammer 40kL The Horus Heresy: The Seige of Terra Book 4 Saturnine, Warh

27.02.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm savvy to the politics behind this but Z made a promise that he'd be better than that. The .5% pledge was an implicit promise to not use us as this football again. So it's just kind of a disappointment.

Still looks like he's gonna get the stabilized housing rent freeze through so that's nice

20.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what Zoh's doing is the same game of budget chicken that mayors have done since Bloomberg. Cuts to libraries have an immediate negative impact on the public, threatening our funding is a bet that the public will blame the governor instead of the mayor and that Hochul will blink and give more money

20.02.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I supported the guy and still have high hopes for DSA's toehold in Gracie Mansion. But this is disappointing. Libraries ask for so little and do so much, even a .1% shortfall = programs cut and hours slashed. What's worse is breaking a promise- organizing fellow city workers will be that much harder

20.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they made a club remix of that nursery rhyme tho that kinda slaps

20.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's always incredibly impatient and joyless! Constantly snapping at Data-- he's kind of a jerk!

20.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh def, no disagreements here-- also I'm glad the show addressed it later, in kind of a flawed way but at least they addressed it. They had that the actual person find out about it and go wtf

20.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of good responses but in general I kind of miss it when TV shows had the space to make a fluff episode every once in a while

20.02.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
20.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the planet of the horny black guys in TNG Season 1 was pure roddenberry working out issues

20.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely mean this in the least horny way possible but we also never see worf shirtless-- I don't know it's just so peculiar having him frolic in the water at the end in full starfleet uniform. I get that's a whole lot of extra makeup but it looks and feels incredibly uncomfortable

20.02.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean all of these wonderful new devices are built by pedophile billionaires to either surveil or rob us

18.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m reading a cosmic horror novel atm, and got me thinking abt how the mythos needs (a lot) more people wildly misinterpreting the great old ones. Like where are the Cthuluian arians? The shub gnostics? Hell, Buddhism has three major schools. Don’t see why the Mythos cultists would be any different.

17.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2