Posted a joke on Threads. An occult dudebro got in the comments and mansplained the joke to me.
Made a joke on FB about the mansplaining. A different occult dudebro got in the comments and mansplained that joke to me.
I think I'mma just hang out over here awhile.
@principiadiscordia.bsky.social 😁
Texts from an employee, who is fighting a valiant but losing battle against autocorrect:
A tiny, blue, wooden library on a post in front of a church building with its glass door open, revealing a copy of the Principia Discordia on its top shelf.
It would appear the Discordians have discovered our #LittleFreeLibrary.
Watching it right now as per your recommendation. 🤘🐍
TIL that Weird Al Yankovic voiced a My Little Pony named Cheese Sandwich who is canonically married to Pinkie Pie, and my brain does not know how to file this information.
Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Follow I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT
A friend just saw this in the wild and you know what? I stand by it
I posted a WitchTok video in which I jokingly proclaimed that a backwards Eye of Horus is the Eye of Eris, and now everyone in the comments is like, "SO BE IT."
Just, y'know, FYI, in case a random Pagan ever unironically tells you that the ancient Greeks venerated Eris with reversed hieroglyphics.
Our minister, Rev. Ed Proulx, regarding the upcoming Pet Blessing service on March 22: "I am told that this is normally held outside, but we are just THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND."
BYO disposable training pads. We reserve the right to bless anything bitey from a respectable distance.
We promise we love all animals equally. However, if your fur baby is a wee bit too precocious and/or possessed for their own good, maybe just bring a flattering picture of them instead. We trust your judgment.
I am so tired of getting my hopes up.
Palatable Milquetoast 2026, I guess.
Hermès, that is. Not Hèrmes. This is why I can't have nice things.
According to the ladies on the Love Luxury TikTok channel, I am "starting my investment journey." I trust their judgement.
A Black Togo and Swift Birkin en Désordre with Palladium hardware.
Me: "I enjoy looking at Hèrmes bags, but of course I would never actually want one."
Hèrmes: "You're Discordian, right? Because we've got a Disorder collection."
Me: [immediately sells a kidney for $39,000]
An inspirational message from this morning's silent meditation:
If random, pitchfork-wielding netizens are going to come for my church, I want to give them a reason.
To be filed under We Are Not Sure Why We Laughed at This as Hard as We Did:
Q. How does a Unitarian Universalist walk on water?
A. They wait until winter.
The finished product. I am become Hierophant.
(Ineffable art by the incomparable @davezilla.bsky.social.)
"Many wish the meek would hurry up and inherit the earth, as the unmeek are making such a mess of it."
-Olin Miller
Alt-text: A meme photo showing a large, muscular person in a bright blue, full-body superhero costume with antenna-like nubs on the head, gently cradling and kissing the top of another person’s head. The smaller person, wearing glasses and a blue scarf, looks overwhelmed and teary-eyed, pressed into the blue figure’s chest in a very tender, protective hug. The background appears to be an outdoor urban setting with pale stone buildings, slightly out of focus. White, bold meme text at the top reads: “ERIS COMFORTING THEM BUT ALSO COSPLAYING THE TICK FOR SOME REASON.” Text at the bottom reads: “A BRAND NEW DISCORDIAN UNSURE THEY ARE READY TO BE A POPE.” The tone blends sincere comfort with absurdity, channeling Discordian chaos: compassion wrapped in ridiculous costume, Order and Disorder hugging it out. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
Listen. We're not accusing anyone of donating 17 gently-used copies of "Steal This Book" to the church library. We're just saying the Social Justice Committee has some questions.
We are an affirming congregation, but we do ask that monthly drum circle participants please refrain from identifying as "STOMP regional cast."
“This feels less like joining a church, and more like joining the cast of a TV show about a church."
A gentle reminder to our congregants: "Smash the Patriarchy" is a valid and commendable goal but not a practical service to offer in next month's silent auction.
As an inclusive, non-creedal community of faith, we do not doubt anyone's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
We apologize for any confusion resulting from our decision to end today's service without having the choir process out as usual.
If someone could check on the choir and perhaps lure them out of the sanctuary with delicious snacks, that would be greatly appreciated.
She Sang the Truth: Voices of Black Women in Word and Song
Black women composers are central now, not supplemental. Their music is no longer invisible, and Florence Price's life story illuminates the struggles these women faced.
Join our live-streamed service today (Feb. 22) at 11 a.m.
A close-up image of a hand holding a silver cellphone.
Appalled by ICE’s tactics? Consider becoming a Court Watcher: a legal, non-confronting public observer at an immigration courthouse who contacts a Rapid Response hotline to report ICE activity. If you're in the Houston area, join us for a training session today (Feb. 22) at 12:15 in Room 205.
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. 😬
