I rewatched the entire Ozark series and then switched to Arrested Development. Honestly two of the best shows in existence, and the best part is that I’m now seeing Marty Byrd as the face of Bluth enterprises and I’m here for it.
This is Alex Pretti.
Hey! Is anybody seeing my posts? This is a test. If you can see me, give a thumbs 👍🏼
The SNL cold open yall. Colin Jost nailed it
Nobody does it like Dolly Parton. She’s the definition of a queen.
*checks Idiocracy Bingo card*
I mean
THERE ARE
A THOUSAND
VICTIMS
Extra self care this wk
Ladies💖
It’s gonna be a lot
It’s gonna bring up a lot
Not 2 mention
The way
THE MEN
Are covering it
Here🤦🏼♀️
I remixed this a bit
Added the words
& the music
Bc this is abt THEM
It’s also abt
ALL OF US
Bc we ALL have a story💖
#metoo26tb
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FIRST AMENDMENT: CANCELLED
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
The latest news is giving George W. / Mission Accomplished vibes.
Sorry Donny Darko, No time for haters
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
We are effed.
Three years left to limit Earth’s warming to 1.5C, leading scientists warn - BBC News
I have kids and I’ve seen that look. His kids know he’s full of shit 😂
If you see this post, give me a 🩵. I’m posting, but not getting any traction…
*eats the pages*
Maybe they should put an actual bear in his position
All hail our MOTHER 🌎
You know why he’s doing this, right? Because he knows they have superpowers.
Every other Monday is the most lonely and depressing day of my life.
#coparenting
No, he was drunk, obviously
So I’m not the only one calling it
They (J6ers) were in court because they committed crimes.
Immigrants are being captured like rats and shipped off to prisons in other countries.
This is called human trafficking
I’m sorry but JD literally had just left the room and now the Pope is dead? This is some Russian hillbilly secret agent shit, and he will probably write a book about it
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We should be giving out pocket constitutions for free everywhere. Put them in the hotel drawers. Free take one
Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
