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foul-mouth Texas Catholic with a serious crafting problem. ADHD, pun fanatic, not an actual mollusk.

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Mine did SHOCKINGLY well. What happened with yours?

14.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That thing should be WRANKLEH

14.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She venemouse

14.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A felt mouse in a scallop shell with golden hair in an approximation of the style of Venus in Botticelli’s painting.

A felt mouse in a scallop shell with golden hair in an approximation of the style of Venus in Botticelli’s painting.

Venus is done.

13.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 15677 πŸ” 3888 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 126

"MOMMY I NEED TO KNOW WHAT GRUBS EAT ITS VERY IMPORTANT."

13.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a couple of cartoon characters sitting next to each other ALT: a couple of cartoon characters sitting next to each other

DH says he'll show me how to strop the blades once I get good edges on them, and then I'll never have to buy scissors again!

13.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One pair down, six to go. 😈

13.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a yellow sweater and suspenders is pointing at the camera with the words you can 't stop me no matter who you ALT: a man in a yellow sweater and suspenders is pointing at the camera with the words you can 't stop me no matter who you

And today I learned how to sharpen my fabric scissors.

13.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually never. Every car I or we have ever owned has been used.

13.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder to those of you visiting Austin that, yes, the weather is fucking amazing. It is like this one month in the spring and one month in the fall. The other ten months are a whole thing.

Our six seasons are:
SXSW
Spring
Summer
Brown Furnace
2nd Spring
Cold Brown

12.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5
A fox is standing in a field of snow. His ears are pointed back and you can see snow drifting around his feet and legs. The caption says "it fucken WIMDY".

A fox is standing in a field of snow. His ears are pointed back and you can see snow drifting around his feet and legs. The caption says "it fucken WIMDY".

Todays forecast:

13.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with stripping out Zorro's undercoat is a good 70% of it ends up on me.

Every time!

12.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the whole piece was fun but this is the part i am still thinking about tonight

12.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 11
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It would pair beautifully with my MASA shirt.

12.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need it yesterday.

12.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢And the sign said the words of the prophet are written on an opening crawl🎢

11.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies βœ”οΈ

republic subverted over sex hangups βœ”οΈ

β€œsand people” killed, royalty indifferent βœ”οΈ

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny βœ”οΈ

villains with silly names like β€œdooku” βœ”οΈ

powerful clerical order screwing up βœ”οΈ

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 5776 πŸ” 1420 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 16

S1 is a lot of the show finding its footing.

All the music and costuming, from start to finish, is excellent.

11.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Benjamin Freaklin doesn't look like a major accomplishment but IT IS because Mo let me use the clippers on her for more than five seconds AND NOW SHE CAN SEE

10.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss him, so much.

10.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which celebrity death hurt you the most?

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Stop πŸ‘ having πŸ‘ unrealistic πŸ‘ body πŸ‘ standards πŸ‘ for πŸ‘ camels πŸ‘

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2064 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 12

Jeremiah has dedicated so much of his time to helping his fellow inmates. Usually his ministry is through art, but he has found the Bible to be very helpful to him on the inside. It would be great if you could help. ❀️

09.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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And each person on this list can receive up to six.

They are interested in these specific ones:
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09.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Hey, friends. My incarcerated friend, Jeremiah, would like some help getting Bibles into the hands of some of his peers. I ask you to put aside any negative feelings about religion you might have to help folks in the way they have asked to be helped. /1

09.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

It's that time of year when alternaria and cedar are both extremely high, and I occasionally think about death as a viable alternative.

09.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep Android open!

Brave is joining the @eff.org , @torproject.org and 40+ other organizations in opposing Google's proposed Android developer registry.

Here's why we're taking this stand...

09.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day

09.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 3573 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd probably keep it, because the love of my fluffs means more than any emotion they ever gave me.

08.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0