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He is clearly owned by Russia for banging underage Russian prostitues if logic and Occam have anything to say about this.

10.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After we take back America from MAGA, we need to take back Star Wars from Disney. They have committed nothing but war crimes and atrocities since acquiring the rights, save Andor and R1.

I could pick 5 random fans by throwing bantha poodoo to write better and pick better casts.

10.03.2026 11:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AND WHO THE FUCK SIGNS THEIR OWN TWEETS LOLOLOL

10.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS AT A CERTAIN POINT IT HAS DIMINISHING RETURNS

10.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The child who is not embraced by the village, will burn it down to feel its warmth

10.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The.... the United States..... it was founded by nothing but..... holy smokes. How do you talk the brainwashed?

09.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He knows what he's doing

09.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I mean you're not ENTIRELY wrong. Same vibe. Same fun. The furniture is alive, there's a spooky ghost in a box, and there are wacky words you can speak that have dire consequences.

09.03.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who cares. Let's "who cares" them both, especially Logan Paul, into obscurity please.

09.03.2026 09:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every morning the poop happens earlier. It isn't even 5 yet. Soon, I'll just go to bed on the toilet.

09.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FTP

08.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FTP

08.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup

08.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very happy for (former) Bears kicker Eddie P.

08.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet that kid is an absolute delight

08.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who?

08.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send all your poop to the Whitehouse. They can't stop or arrest us and sooner or later the quantity and smell will evacuate them and we'll notice no difference.

08.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say we do neither and adjust our clocks and calendars to be cosmically and scientifically accurate instead.

08.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if we can see someone's house from up here?

08.03.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a 33x felon and rapist of children can be President, **anyone can**. Politics is a *common sense job* and we've let fucking moron lawyers and our bloodthirsty bosses become the only allowed candidates, when these should be automatic disqualifiers. "Let's only vote in the worst people possible"

08.03.2026 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FDR was in a wheelchair I don't get this narrative and I bet we both agree on this current "president".

07.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one understands. FTP.

07.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@olivlucas000-85.bsky.social do stay safe

07.03.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm all the way in Indiana and fell in love with Darryl Strawberry, Doc Gooden, HoJo and the Gang at first sight back in the 80s. I'm even an Islanders fan. I'm also a terrible person. There really could be some science here. You should get a control group.

07.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're playing to a specific audience. Let them. Send ICE to Iran.

07.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disagree, not "Kamala", just the one option was there for them

07.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0