Mike

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

The 3:42 to Yuma

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Native British Animals you say?

17-0 incoming!

Derek Griffiths on play school

Ed Davey wanging on about badgers and Churchill

OK children, let's see what's behind the Overton window today

What’s that, Winston Churchill Badger? They are taking you off the currency?

Parade’s off

I took my blind gran to vote on the new bank notes, and she very loudly said "which one to gas badgers?" and the whole place cheered.

Parades off? @almurray.bsky.social

Can't believe my entire life plan has been completely flipped upside down by not winning the 180 million jackpot last night.

I just don't know what to do

The Hundred 2026: Full list of squads and player signings Find out who has signed for which team for the 2026 men's and women's Hundred competitions.

The Hundred 2026 - men's and women's squads so far - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

This is more useful

Tried to dip in and look at the 💯 auction but it's too complicated. Someone just ping me when there's a list of players.

Take it he doesn't shop on Vinted then.

If Spurs turn that around in the second leg, it'll be the greatest Tudor comeback since Henry VII landed at Milford Haven in 1485.

When you're King James I and you've heard that your cousin has died.

They're 3 - 0 down. Two of the goals were from their keeper miss kicking passes and giving them straight to Athletico. Was subbed off after 15 minutes.

The highlights will be worth finding

Wow. That's so Spursy. Even when you think they can't get any more spursy, they sub a goalie off after 15 minutes

Right wing media: DEFUND THE BBC.

Right wing media: why can’t the BBC now afford to show the thing I like?

has any Twitter Main Character ever been as vindicated as the “30-50 feral hogs” person

Would definitely buy this

A chicken wearing a VR headset is asleep in an armchair. ZZZZZZZ [pic of PS5 video game case for "SLEEP SIMULATOR"]

Immersive. www.patreon.com/posts/immers...

Five glass bottles shaped like maple leaves sit in a row on a wooden railing outdoors. Each bottle is filled with maple syrup in different shades ranging from very light golden to dark amber. The bottles have gold-colored caps. Trees and a house appear blurred in the background under a bright blue sky.

Between 2011 and 2012, several individuals stole 9,571 barrels of maple syrup, worth $18.7 million, from a warehouse in Saint-Louis-de-Blandford, Quebec.
This theft from the Maple Syrup Strategic Reserve became known as The Great Maple Syrup Heist.
This is the story.

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Numble #1486
SOLVED: ✅
Numbers used: 3/6
Final answer: 790
7.234s
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Framed - Titleshot Challenge Guess the movie from the title shot. Every guess reveals more of the shot. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!

Framed - Title Shot Challenge #279
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Hmm

Paddington in Superman (2025)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1821

My 5 year anniversary of Paddington Photoshops! A big thanks to everyone who liked, shared, and commented along the way!

0-17 here we come. Better start planning for Manning

Don't show this to Badger and Coombs, they've had drones flying all over for the last few years

And each tie had 5 possible permutations because Luton and Sheffield Wednesday were on their 6th replay at the City Ground

Surprised he hasn't come out and gone it's "Because I want to blow shit up"

Do other countries have shows where their pensioners go and look round houses in Scarborough?