emotional chip damage

Going to start calling bad games that I love "taster's choice".

Reporter from the Simpsons saying "But Seth, why now? Why not 20 years ago?"

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in gaming when someone in the lobby is obviously out of their league they're called 'boosted'- they either bought an account or paid someone to level it up

CEOs are boosted
every one is a Special Boy who's life has been reaping the rewards of other people's work and having zero ability themselves

I worked in a Dillard's shoe department for about 9 months and the one thing I learned there is that the quality of a shoe tends to be directly proportional to the price

i sort of think way more social problems could be solved by tripling every city's parks and rec department budget than we might expect

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

1st because I like licks that would sound fuckin sick on a Hammond organ

The fact that one of the most interesting versions of Captain Hook is probably from the 90's Fox's Peter Pan & The Pirates, is kind of crazy.

HA they went hard with his dialog....man I haven't seen this in 20 years.

been watching Voyager recently for the first time and it's crazy how much better Janeway is once Seven of Nine shows up. Like ok NOW they know what to do with her. It's like if there were three acts before the play started where Romeo was just fuckin around

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

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also: get a damn wire slicer

grilled cheese notes: butterkäse/gouda cheaper than raclette/Chällerhocker, but not as good. my cheese era continues.

i will die on the hill that paw patrol is the normalization of private military companies taking over public services

I have absolutely terrible news about tokusatsu, the superhero, the revenge story, and several other genres

did you know it is totally legal to not get rice in your Chipotle bowl

[bass voice] ba-ba-ba Westway Ford [gunshot]

WEEEEEEEEST

WAAAAAAAAY

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

roko’s inverse basilisk: one day, we will have poured so many resources into a machine that it will become intelligent enough to tell us we wasted them

wow we finally have the technology to do impressions!!! just put on a grey wig and do the voice you dumb dick head. have you ever heard of SNL

a two panel comic in the style of tails gets trolled, with cedric and king graham from king's quest panel 1 cedric: king graham wake up! you fucked up big time panel 2: king graham, looking delirious, exhausted: cedric

finding more old art of mine

All I remember is:
"You learned Portuguese in 30 minutes?"
"Well, not all of it."

one of the worst eras in film history is that period where every third wide release co-starred shia lebeouf and one of the aging leading men he was being touted as a successor to (harrison ford, michael douglas, robert redford, etc)

Can't believe how many people are saying this looks like Craig T Nelson. This is obviously David Strathairn

THANK YOU cannot believe I had to scroll through a million Craig T. Nelsons to get to the actual correct answer

his name is Quark Quark

Carrion, an instant spell from Mirage, a Magic set released in 1996. In the card's original wording, you sacrifice a creature to put a number of Maggot creature tokens equal to its power into play, but its official rules text now asks you to make Insect tokens. Pathetic.

Unbelievable. I discover this card today only to learn that Maggots have since been errata'd to Insects? Look what they took from us

Librarians never judge you. Want a book that's embarrassing? Sweetie, they've heard it all. Need to learn about something the State is opposed to? Library don't snitch. Hell, I used the community rooms to host my monthly gangbang and they only asked that we keep it down for the other patrons

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Oooh I love messy Pokémon opinions, hit me with all of em

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping