One of those days when you learn that the earth isn’t a sphere, it’s an oblate spheroid
One of those days when you learn that the earth isn’t a sphere, it’s an oblate spheroid
Garbage garbage in a can,
Look, here comes a garbage man.
‘Oh boy’ the children scream ‘such luck!’
Because the kids got obsessed with a trash truck
My pregnancy has finally helped my dad achieve his dream of weighing less than me.
Life is a group project.
Pregnancy Announcement: are you team sack of snakes or team basket of puppies? meredithhackmancomedy.substack.com/p/pregnancy-...
Don’t be a lazy pregnant b*tch
Pregnancy is a bitch and so am I.
What does it say about me that 70% of my feed is Spaceballs 2 updates?
Becky Yamamoto tells Suspender Jane how to act when you see old friends you dotj like anymore. Full ep @ youtu.be/9kFUQycUJAw
Guest Becky Yamamoto tries to prove to Suspender Jane that she’s an adult!
Full ep at youtu.be/9kFUQycUJAw
Got all gussed up to play #bloodontheclocktower with @goodtimesociety.com Can’t wait for y’all to see it!
Thinking we might be better off if we had just let Pinky and the Brain take over the world in the 90s
Where my game geeks at?
I deal with my anger by doubling down on it, because at that point I’m so mad it barely even feels like I was mad before!
Stand Up this Friday!
Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane his surprising opinions on the country of Peru!
Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4
#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #paddingtonbear🐻 #paddington3 #hearditherefirst #openbook
Relatable
Eurovision Night 2 about to start. But the frontrunners are still Night 1’s Bada Bada Bastu by Taran Killam, James Van Der Beek, and Kieran Culkin
Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane what Wayne Brady smells like!
Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4?...
#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #waynebrady #clean #smellgood #namedrop #glitter #theaterkids
Why is it so hard to plug in a computer that warns you it’s dying, before it dies?
Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane about how he knows the Obamas!
Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4
My couch is my desk, my bed, my lounger, my kitchen table, and the place where if I stick my head between the cushions no one can find me!
Bots are the most supportive people on the internet.
I’m an extrovert so I can’t have insomnia, I have outsomnia
VERY fun Blood on the Clocktower Live! at Dynasty Typewriter hosted by @chrisgrace.com and starring @samreich.bsky.social @korndiddy.bsky.social @meredithhackman.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @aabria.bsky.social
4pm today at the Dynasty Typewriter and live-streamed.
www.dynastytypewriter.com
They came from the future and the past. Two travelers who were destined to exist with and without time. Two insects… lost in time… Time Flies.
New substack up.
open.substack.com/pub/meredith...
#timetravel #flashfiction #scifi #insects #dystopianfuture
Guest Joey Stern speaks truth to power about the vape industry targeting children!
youtu.be/SVNWa4t2vJ0
#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #vape #marketing #nokids
Guest Joey Stern answers tough questions about his cats and what REALLY happened to Batman’s parents.
Full ep:
youtu.be/SVNWa4t2vJ0
#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #cats #batman #tuxedo_cat #crimealley #nerd
BOTC: Live! is back @ Dynasty Typewriter APRIL 19. Be there or catch the livestream (available for 2 weeks postshow!)
Hosted by @chrisgrace.com
Featuring
@samreich.bsky.social
@korndiddy.bsky.social
@aabria.bsky.social
@ifycomedy.com
@meredithhackman.bsky.social
🎟️ www.squadup.com/events/blood...