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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I love the poster art

Excerpt from article: After her vote, Cunningham delivered a floor speech declaring "all cultures are not equal" and that immigrants "must assimilate-adapt to the culture of the country they wish to live in." It drew swift rebuke from immigrant…

Oh, yeah, fuck her

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Dairy farmer and facilities employee at a hospital

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

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“Typical” is such a burn

Just remembering that this Onion article was posted more than 13 years ago theonion.com/when-youre-f...

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Either Denver Mayor Mike Johnston is in his Joe Dirt era or we picked a bad camera angle.

so fun fact: recently during the fraud investigations being redone by this season’s feds, MN’s rate of medicaid/medicare fraud was well below the national average

nationally, it’s ≈ 6% each year; in minnesota it’s like ≈ 2.5%

we know this is vindictive at this point

a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

thought you probably needed to see this

as a reward for winning a grueling tournament against elite competition & achieving your childhood dreams, you get to spend the night pounding Ultras with Kash Patel while he tells stories about going to Vegas w/ Kevin Sorbo & asks for help writing DMs to an Instagram model you're pretty sure is AI

Ash Wednesday isn’t supposed to be happy. Am I the only one who paid attention in CCD?

Plenty of other people and groups got the joke way before I did. Guess I’m just a knucklehead.

Cover to BLACK PANTHER INTERGALACTIC by Luciano Vecchio, featuring a from-the-back view of the Black Panther on skis in the SIMPSONS' "Stupid Sexy Flanders" pose, shapely bottom prominently displayed.

"Stupid sexy Black Panther!"

black t shirt, yellow text I GOT THAT (japanese text presumably saying I GOT THAT) *lithograph in green of tortoise* DOG IN ME (more japanese text that presumably reads DOG IN ME

(generated by google translate) black t shirt, yellow text I got that in me *lithograph in green of tortoise* DOG IN ME there is a dog

kinda fell in love with this shirt that was algorithmically forced on me so i checked the translation to make sure we were copacetic and tragically the shirt has become cooler than the original

Ice planning to acquire $38 billion in warehouses to create detention centers all over the U.S.

There is no easier or more important political position to take than to do everything possible to stop this. It will change our society forever, and Democrats are going along with it.

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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Apparently ICE has taken new vehicle deliveries at Whipple for the past three days. So I think we have to stay vigilant, but it’s equally plausible that ICE is so fucking incompetent that the people in charge never talked to the logistics folks who order the cars.

If you ask the Founders about this issue, they would say, “What’s an ID?”

“DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law” is excellent framing

A National wildlife federation job post advertises a position opening for “beaver conflict resolution technician”

I need to know everything about job #6 right now

Disclose.tv @disclosetv NOW - EU Parliament votes to accept a report, that calls for "the full recognition of trans women as women" as part of the EU priorities for the UN CSW on "women's rights and gender equality." • • I| 0:14 12:31 pm • 12 Feb 2026 • 174K Views

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

A memorial would be nice once the situation is less acute. Right now, here are links to help with basic needs for our struggling neighbors: linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

How COYOTE Almost Got Slopped by AI The sordid tale of the freelancer who never was.

Aided by genAI models like ChatGPT, “writers” hoping to get paid for fake stories have become an even bigger problem for publications big and small. One such writer almost pulled one over on COYOTE — until @soleilho.com, who is a nerd, spotted a key idiosyncrasy.