Lady Disdain (she/her)

(I also have a whole bunch of questions about this story.)

As an Anxious American, I have had a lot of panic attacks in my time and not one of them meant someone should treat me before A GUNSHOT VICTIM. Ignore my white lady tears and help the dude bleeding out.

I will be rooting for Canada and Kyle Schwarber.

Shot, even. WHOOPSIE.

Oh, see, it’s only because 1) the DR has a shit at winning and 2) it would make certain people very mad.

If he didn’t like Mediterranean folks, we’d hang with Italy longer.

I want to hang out with the Mexico fans. They look hella fun.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They’re nice!

Put the boot on there or something. The I is weird.

How many Italy Nola jerseys have been sold in South Philly alone, do you suppose?

Just laughed myself into a coughing fit at Turandot.

Hail to Pitt?

I caught about two minutes of some choad braying about how horribly Iran treats women, and like…you bombed a school full of girls. Maybe sit this out.

My niece is a reverse black cat. She has the powers!

My niece, over FaceTime: “What’s that noise?”
Me: “Arsenal, but it’s the Spanish broadcast.”
Niece: “Are they winning?”
Me: “Absolutely not.”
Niece: “Maybe you should watch baseball instead. You look stressed.”

WHAT?

Go Italy but let Schwarbs come play with you.

You did an excellent job. He’s a delight. A smart delight!

HELL YEAH.

So many espresso beans, sacrificing their lives for Italian baseball.

We did. It is.

Look I’m just saying the Baby Red Sox are doing great at the WBC and this pleases me.

Y’all, everyone in my house completely forgot that Lorenzen threw a no-hitter until the FOX booth reminded us.

Heeeee!

Don’t tell him. He wants to buy it for me to make me angry.

Thank you! It’s so freaking FUN.

I had to go to voter services today to drop off my ballot petition (so my name is on the ballot) and all the little voter nerds loved it. (My people, the voter nerds.)

He’s fab. We love him. He listens to me yell about 19th century Europe, he gives me recipes. It works!

I told him that @wing2j.bsky.social and I are going to Disney in May and he’s already plotting. (Also apparently this glows in black light.)

Aging gracefully is no fun.

Thank you! I think it’s delightful.

I will absolutely not be a lost child on opening day.

OHHHHHHHH. Long day. My brain is melty.

My hair dude is amazing and we have a great deal where he does whatever he wants to to my head and doesn’t charge for supplies/extra time.