rewatched twilight and I'm still stuck on the fact that the vampires drive a volvo. like you mean to tell me you're immortal and can kill a mountain lion with your bare hands but you drive a sensible crossover with a high safety rating? okay, sure
happy 4 year anniversary to this banger
Anyways I still remember who scabbed during the largest academic strike in American history and sometimes when I see y’all reaping the benefits of organizing I taste salt
Thinking today about how many ppl in my department see the union as these annoying people who keep trying to interrupt their Very Important Science and not the reason my paycheck is 1.5x what it was when I first moved here and the reason why we actually have workplace protections
Not all Teslas in the bike lane, yet somehow, always a Tesla in the bike lane
Like me! I'm sick of doing cancer research! I'd love to look at viruses and---oh wait. shit. shittttttt
One thing about me is that if you come to the bay I'm dragging you up into the hills at sunset
Trying to have my first manuscript out in a couple months after some real hurdles, hopefully within the next 2 years tops
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Social media in 2025 seems to have hit the same problem as SF lesbian bars in that all of them are either:
A) boring
B) cancelled
C) largely overrun by straight ppl
"I'm a star! The voice of an angel! Making my Broadway debut!"
Me, cranking the autotune to 70%: "whatever you say diva"
It's so funny how moo deng predicted trump would win and the internet dropped her like a bag of potatoes down a staircase
5 minutes into regular thanksgiving: "look, I'm just saying, the exterior is a nightmare, but the woodwork on the inside is gorgeous"
5 minutes into gay thanksgiving: "so where exactly do furries come from anyways"
4 years of searching to finally find a good leather jacket...patience is a virtue
Just deleted my twitter, bluesky we are so back I hope you're ready for my nonsense
It's chill! Stumbling through experiments as usual and getting ready for pride weekend in the city.
thanks bsky never change
Haven't logged in for two months, what have I missed
You are moments away from the jen ives skit playing out in real time
www.youtube.com/shorts/IIm03...
that happened once on the bus and I booked a consult immediately afterwards lmao
my one hope for after ffs is that people stop mistaking me for bladee
My sleep paralysis demon and I just doing number theory
My sleep schedule is so fucked that it’s 4:21am and I have devised a geometric proof that the difference of adjacent squares is not only always an odd number but also sequentially increases by two. Ex. 9-4=5, 16-9=7, 25-16=9…which can be generally expressed as…
send help
After ffs I'm gonna get a tattoo with the acknowledgments section right above my hairline
You can tell I thought long and hard about this joke bc I was like "Meat drawer? Can't say that. Milk? Obviously not. Vegetable drawer? Arghhhhh no that's where cucumbers and eggplants go..."
you don't even have a cheese drawer
CORRECT
A tweet by Michael Risen which reads: "I have been informed that I am being replaced as the Editor in Chief of @eLife for retweeting a @TheOnion piece that calls out indifference to the lives of Palestinian civilians"
Solidarity with Michael Eisen, who is being punished for the temerity - as a Jewish American - to speak out in defense of Palestinian life.
A decade later and still one of my favorite jazz recordings, period
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3q1t7m
Anyways,
