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Detective Jack Bitch

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Is this bear too adagio?

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take more naps

11.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oxymoron road

10.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Are you not Antertained?" fuckin lol

10.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stealth
tank
?
stank

10.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait... are you my dad?

10.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dumbest people on earth

10.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aside from the murders and attempted murders, I'm not aware of anyone else

10.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figure if I already have so many grievances with someone they must be pretty good at it.

10.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to thread out the vikings moves for anyone who is out and about today

First up, the places original round tender on Ivan Pace Jr a couple hours ago

09.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 11156 ๐Ÿ” 2494 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304 ๐Ÿ“Œ 121

This one hurts but good for him.

09.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he had half a good season and wants Lamar Jackson money lol

09.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Wash Myself With A Rag On A Stick - The Simpsons
I Wash Myself With A Rag On A Stick - The Simpsons YouTube video by Simpsons Clips
08.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

too late homie

08.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hung over out of my gourd, listening to paul wall, mad about daylight savings for some reason

08.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what about a salt waterway

08.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you, thanks

07.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GET IN THE ***** COAL MINES SHINJI

07.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congratulations :D (extreme disappointment)

07.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried to come up with a Boisism and gave up. I'm not good enough.

07.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BLT is god's sandwich.

07.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is not the point of your post so I apologize but I'm a "remind everybody they need to drink water" guy. I visited LA and went out with a group and bought everyone bottled waters at a club and they made me their king.

07.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was me, I apologize in advance

06.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not overhaul. Abolishment.

06.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we? YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids Uโ€™ Know
06.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thing smart people do is never learn anything ever

05.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it gets too cold at night, I'll tuck the blanket under my feet to stay warmer, but then sometimes that gets too warm so I'll pull the blanket back out again.

05.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

be less stupid

04.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what can one say but lol

04.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad wikipedia is doing something to stop this. Still sucks ass.

04.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0