Moray eels are the Gary Buseys of the oceans
27.11.2025 04:10
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Moray eels are the Gary Buseys of the oceans
Ftr I have never sung, sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da
Not today, got monkey finger
Life hack: never light up a room, you’ll just end up the subject of a Dateline episode
Yay! I’m finally old enough to pretend I can’t hear
Love The Smiths
How Soon Is Now - The Smiths
Me irl
The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open
I mean, cmon
I always have drugs on me to get to meet drug sniffing dogs
muddy shore of a small body of water with two legs sticking out of the water resting in shore
in my happy place
hi Sharks, today I’m pitching the bacon g string ❤️
Me: "Sweet dog!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, they keep making it
Redrum, I mumbled.
butt chugging NyQuil is still ok
Toe to toe, dancing very close
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly is how I figure the rapture will go tomorrow
Dance like everyone is watching and throwing coupons at you.
We need waterproof tissue for those crying in the shower mornings.
Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
