Cancelled Meghan Markle said Netflix was holding her back.
That's like saying John Lennon was holding back Yoko Ono.
Cancelled Meghan Markle said Netflix was holding her back.
That's like saying John Lennon was holding back Yoko Ono.
I honestly cannot believe Iranians are out celebrating right now. It's like they don't even care - or worse, haven't even considered how this makes liberal white women feel.
Petrol prices going up wonβt affect me, I only ever put Β£20 in.
Left to my own devices, again π
I went to see a faith healer yesterday.
What a waste of money.
She was so bad even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out.
A hangover is your body's way of reminding you you're a dumb ass.
Itβs Valentines Day tomorrow and I have a dilemna I need some help with.
How many roses should I give my new girfriend? 1, 6, 12, or the whole tin?
Olympic Update: Trump wins gold in downhill Presidency.
Does anybody know which teams are playing at the Bad Bunny gig today?
That Traitors programme is compelling viewing.
Although some people prefer to call it by its old name: PMQs.
#SkyTVIsFuckingShit
Scientists warn that Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by the end of 2026 if they keep coming true at the current rate.
Is this month ever going to end?
Feels likes itβs January 519th π©
Good lord, what the hell that that penalty?!!!
#AFCONFinal
AFCON never fails to entertain, absolute chaos, pure theatre!
#AFCON
Damn you Monday π‘
I can totally keep secrets.
It's the people I tell them to that can't
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons.
They forgot to mention Morons.
Whoever put the "S" in fastfood is marketing genius.
Stop blaming yourself and others.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
Lego has just unveiled a totally new kind of brick that looks just like a classic 2x4 piece, but contains a tiny computer.
When you walk on it, it screams for you.
I hate to leave my washing alone.
So I always make sure it's in comfort.
The only way to start the new year π