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Hello Bambinos πŸ˜ƒ| Don’t Sit Down β€˜Cause I moved Your Chair | πŸ“Έ Insta _hrsbrgh_

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Cancelled Meghan Markle said Netflix was holding her back.

That's like saying John Lennon was holding back Yoko Ono.

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly cannot believe Iranians are out celebrating right now. It's like they don't even care - or worse, haven't even considered how this makes liberal white women feel.

06.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Petrol prices going up won’t affect me, I only ever put Β£20 in.

05.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Left to my own devices, again 😎

18.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to see a faith healer yesterday.

What a waste of money.

She was so bad even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out.

17.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A hangover is your body's way of reminding you you're a dumb ass.

15.02.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Valentines Day tomorrow and I have a dilemna I need some help with.

How many roses should I give my new girfriend? 1, 6, 12, or the whole tin?

13.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Olympic Update: Trump wins gold in downhill Presidency.

10.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anybody know which teams are playing at the Bad Bunny gig today?

08.02.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Traitors programme is compelling viewing.

Although some people prefer to call it by its old name: PMQs.

01.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#SkyTVIsFuckingShit

24.01.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scientists warn that Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by the end of 2026 if they keep coming true at the current rate.

24.01.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this month ever going to end?

Feels likes it’s January 519th 😩

19.01.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good lord, what the hell that that penalty?!!!

#AFCONFinal

18.01.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AFCON never fails to entertain, absolute chaos, pure theatre!
#AFCON

18.01.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn you Monday 😑

12.01.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can totally keep secrets.

It's the people I tell them to that can't

11.01.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

11.01.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons.

They forgot to mention Morons.

11.01.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever put the "S" in fastfood is marketing genius.

11.01.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop blaming yourself and others.

Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

11.01.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

10.01.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

10.01.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

10.01.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lego has just unveiled a totally new kind of brick that looks just like a classic 2x4 piece, but contains a tiny computer.

When you walk on it, it screams for you.

10.01.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to leave my washing alone.

So I always make sure it's in comfort.

10.01.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.01.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The only way to start the new year 😎

01.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0