josh

aw babe i’m so sorry

america’s hottest mayor forecasting 8 to 9 inches standing in front of a big ole truck

the shading is sooo cool! i love it

I’m just coming from the perspective of being unable to ignore the contrast between the 13 y/o whose death is justified because they were no angel with the 41 y/o ex-mercenary who loves the smell of napalm in the morning for whom being against his senate run is a rebuke of second chances everywhere

ANTI RACIST who has a Nazi tattoo and says black people don't tip

WORKING CLASS who went to Hotchkiss and poured drinks for DC elites

sadly i’ve been mixing petroleum jelly into my horse’s feed and now he won’t go anywhere without his slippery oats

Lean In by Art School Girlfriend on Apple Music Album · 2026 · 10 Songs

i don’t have to make this album my personality for the next 6 months, but i will!

The best advice I have for writers is: the harder you try to impress people with your prose, the worse your prose will be. Sit down and try to communicate honestly, you will find the places for your flourishes and metaphors that actually serve greater meaning rather than your own ego.

By free Palestine we mean stop bombing them. By free Iran they mean bomb them.

that’s the boot i had in mind for sure

On the one-year anniversary of his detention by federal authorities, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and First Lady Rama Duwaji welcomed Mahmoud Khalil, his wife Noor, and their baby boy, Deen, to Gracie Mansion to break the fast together.

very cool shots

i don’t fully trust people who have elastic in their shoes. you are not building to last

Honestly, any white Yank going to Mexico to avoid Trump is just another colonizer, and has zero claim to be "one of the good ones."
Moneyed white people are why the US is how it is, the last thing any other colonized nation needs is more of them around.

before i answer can i see what that worm can do?

this is correct and also ouch!

you can push me to my knees. or my limits. but not both

heal you with medicine

i broke my boner collar again mistress

i’ve been looking into those forever but i keep getting waitlisted

yes mistress

seconding!

good lord are you at sea

These are the kinds of takes that instill me with zero faith that liberals will ever be allies of the oppressed no matter how high the stakes get.

They just want to go back to not thinking about it.

need a side by side comparison i think

elijah wood very excited

wet factory mention!

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

yes exactly. i think plasma was grandparented in because she thinks she’s a 55-year-old broad

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

i’m telling ya bianca needs old bitches! none of these sleepy modern queens, she needs enrichment!!