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I am the Eschaton. I am not your God. I am descended from you, and exist in your future. Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else. Blue Blaze irregular #426 Antifa Taco Truck Czar

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Once they went to their own chips, memory management became significantly less of an issue.

13.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Geno Smith to the Jets:

13.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up babe, new CRISPR project just dropped.

13.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two chuds enter sadly one chud still leaves.

13.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a bag and says hair trembles with emotion Alt: David Tennant’s 10th Doctor looks to his left as the wind blows his hair while standing in front of some curtains and a bell. A caption below this says [hair trembles with emotion]
13.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still a win.

13.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black ball with a white mouth and a chain attached to it Alt: Chain chomp jumps around.
13.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Both.

13.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEverlong” Foo Fighters β€” Greatest Hits (2009)

13.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They do not because discrimination is all theoretical to them.

12.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Little Golden Book featuring a slightly anthropomorphized brown rabbit smiling and waving while wearing a yellow rain poncho and carrying a red umbrella (ella, ella, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay) in a field in front of orange bushes and a tree. 

Title:Oh Christ, It’s 
This Asshole Again

A Little Golden Book featuring a slightly anthropomorphized brown rabbit smiling and waving while wearing a yellow rain poncho and carrying a red umbrella (ella, ella, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay) in a field in front of orange bushes and a tree. Title:Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

Didn’t recognize the new handle for that one and then I was like, β€œah”.

12.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I took the subway to and from Bronx Science in the 80s when the subways were actually dangerous. Road Rules needs to sack the fuck up.

12.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meh, at least at the end of the article she fessed up to getting got. It’s still a little too much of β€œfeel sorry for my dumb white ass” but maybe she’ll start platforming Black women that need to be heard to her crunchy friends.

12.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote a short story like that only it was about a midwestern redneck suddenly finding himself Black during Jim Crow.

12.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, it was Nina? Hell nah.

12.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is very problematic, he’ll tell you why.

12.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

My rubric is similar but basically boils down to, β€œhow the fuck could you possibly believe that? Now I’m intrigued and must know what makes you tick” but I sort of create an emotionally air-gapped space to try to prevent the worst bits of what that could mean.

12.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Bernie β€œNot Me. Us.” Poster, featuring a list of luminaries some cool, some utter garbage.

The Bernie β€œNot Me. Us.” Poster, featuring a list of luminaries some cool, some utter garbage.

Tulsi, Cheesy, Turner, West, Sirota, King, Greenwald, Dore, cranks and grifters galore.

12.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I know. I had white kids in my mentions yelling at me to shut up because I was like, β€œhe chased a Black kid with a fucking shotgun, how is that not a red flag?”

12.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, he does that shit a lot, actually. *cough* Tulsi *cough*

12.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bernie endorsing Fetterman and him leaning into the DSA vibe sure as shit helped that though.

12.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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V.A. Begins Drive to Put Some Homeless Veterans Into Guardianship

What. The fuck.

Trump wants to institutionalize homeless veterans. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2454 πŸ” 1124 πŸ’¬ 314 πŸ“Œ 102

That’s a fucking op.

12.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

12.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 9107 πŸ” 1877 πŸ’¬ 142 πŸ“Œ 260
A tweet

Twitter
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ratios build character

3:46 PM β€’ 23 Jun 22 β€’ Sprinklr

A tweet Twitter @Twitter ratios build character 3:46 PM β€’ 23 Jun 22 β€’ Sprinklr

12.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A deli label from The Cheese Shop

LOL WHITE AMERICAN
CHEESE PRODUCT

PACKED ON 09.10.14
NET WEIGHT
1.015lb
SELL
UNIT PRICE
$6.99/1'

A deli label from The Cheese Shop LOL WHITE AMERICAN CHEESE PRODUCT PACKED ON 09.10.14 NET WEIGHT 1.015lb SELL UNIT PRICE $6.99/1'

12.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They had grok give them a summary.

11.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Rosa Parks on the left β€œNah, b” -Rosa Parks, 1955

A picture of Rosa Parks on the left β€œNah, b” -Rosa Parks, 1955

11.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Black women have shown time and an again that they ain’t got time for white men’s bullshit (or most men’s bullshit, for that matter) and not being coddled like the special little boys they are makes them angry and confused.

11.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because… you know…

11.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0