*Arf woof yip*s in dumb puppy
10.03.2026 18:50
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*Arf woof yip*s in dumb puppy
Smeeee heee gulls
Complete and utter ones.
Oh fuck you, autocorrupt, you broke my Lord of the Rings joke
D Gulls got drowned by Smeagulls.
Bastard.
A Gulls died out.
B gulls evolved to a canine form.
C Gulls remained relatively unchanged.
D gulls were drowned by Seagulls
E gulls became birds of prey
Makes you wonder why Darwin had to get on a boat and sail halfway around the world to notice this, really.
A Gulls died out.
B gulls evolved to a canine form.
C Gulls remained relatively unchanged.
D gulls were drowned by Seagulls
E gulls became birds of prey
It's crazy how many species of gull have existed on the British isles. So many that archaeologists just give them letter designations.
Generic centrist wank, then.
"Removed by Author" lmao
Yeah, thought so, cunt.
Yup, and many other bigotries and prejudices.
Besides, my mum is in an urn.
If you're saying you like to fuck dust, no wonder living women scare you.
*your
Skill issue
Toys are indeed allies, many cis men need to realise this.
You're all so gorgeous I don't know who to bark at
I love that for him
Well, if Baddiel can be the Racism Understander for having glasses and a beard...
Not one mention of his criminal history in that Guardian article but they do manage to list the clubs Barton played for and managed
Anti-trans mouthpiece and convicted violent offender, Joey Barton, has been arrested again. This time, he allegedly beat a man so badly the victim had to be rushed to hospital
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Donald Plump for a fat drag king
*Adam, no idea where I got Ben from 🥴
Ben Ligmabean is a cool drag king name
Ben Ligmabean or whatever his name isn't is an especially thick cunt
Affirmations said to their reflection in the mirror, like they'll one day believe it.
Because he's a Sensible™️ Centrist®️ which means he spends equal time sucking up to the right and punching the left
You sadly can, because centrists are fuckwits who are incapable of learning anything.
Is that a Fyjennicc cage?
