alexis ⚡️

well ST and SABR analytics :')

eight years ago today i was in scottsdale for spring training and i'm sad because i miss it!!

“we eventually lost in game six of the division series” 🫠

mid-convo my gym friend was like “yeah my girlfriend’s getting over covid so i think i have a touch of that” TF???

i miss u

KOLTEN

some of the most exciting days as a midwesterner are when some texan posts 30 unintelligible weather charts about your state with the caption “oh my god…this is a classic Krakatoan shear setup…millions are going to die”

idk where they filmed it tbh i wasn’t paying the best attention 😅 but they never showed the field iirc, just the stands from above the characters and close-ups. i can’t remember what the truist stands look like lol

blessed in life because i’ve done velocicoaster and stardust racers at night

i don’t even know how that slips past anyone unless it was intentional for some reason?

oh brother they’re at not-busch now

that’s the part that really gets me!

DTF st. louis gets so much about stl wrong, but calling tornadoes cyclones is especially egregious

the fact that they don’t seem to know it already has a meaning?? like it’s a very well-known acronym i feel? lol

first time moms are now using “FTM” to refer to themselves on social media and i have to stop and re-read every time lmao. what the hell??

when a woman shames another woman for "thinking they're hot shit," i'm immediately like oh so you're insecure ok got it! bc how does their self-confidence affect you in any way lol

what the fucking fuck

yes that’s a good answer lol

ugh and the “you’ll change your mind” thing is SO annoying! like who are you to say that to me lol

it’s intrusive and weird to ask people if they want children imo why do we normalize that

it’s funny when a catholic person goes “oh i don’t go to church, but i still have a relationship with god so i’m good” which is good and great i suppose but you’re not really being… catholic

usually the only thing they observe is lent. haven’t gone to mass in YEARS but won’t eat meat on friday lol

unintentionally 🤣

my epic universe look really was so cutesie

loser behavior for real

we'll see about that

i agree! this at least makes me look forward to going to games more

what why!!!

the new unlimited concessions ticket offer at busch is calling my name

disturbing reports that donald trumps economic policy is exactly as bad as anyone who knows anything said it would be