paola nicole ⬡

Someone said Planet Fitness is being run by a gang of teenage Edgars and I can't unsee it now. A gang of Edgars and their little girlfriends.

I think I might be allergic to kids. I got the flu my first day at my new clinic, was sick for 3 weeks, I come back to work and immediately I get ringworm and a rash all over my torso. I literally don't know what to do.

Bad Bunny is the FINEST man on earth idc what anyone says but have y'all seen MALUMA?????

I would like more gamer friendsssss if anyone wants to play let me knowwwwww

Alex Pretti… This is who Trump’s secret police killed today in Minnesota. He was a VA nurse.

Does anyone have any idea how we break the echo chambers? No Trump voter in my family will ever know what actually happened to Alex Pretti or Renee Good. They will believe the officers were justified. They will watch Fox News and that will be the end of it.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):

-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.

You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?

ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.

I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.

The Boys has got to be the best show of this generation. I'm not even exaggerating.

Despite what we are often told, this line from Mamdani’s inauguration speech is what true pragmatism actually looks like:

“Beginning today, we will govern expansively and audaciously. We may not always succeed. But never will we be accused of lacking the courage to try.”

last two weeks at my serving job then going on a paid medical leave while working at a group home for autistic kids. everyone at my job is flaming me for not staying during the holidays to hustle and make money. BITCH do I look like the type to hustle? no. I'm lazy and I hate working.

actual photo of me at the function every weekend with the homegirls since we're all single and child free

seriously I stopped with the "I support all women" because what do you mean you're a conservative tradewife trying to take away MY right to vote or have an abortion? some of you bitches are DUMB and WEIRD.

I'm so over this gender essentialist "I'm a girls girl" wave of feminism as if women are helpless creatures and not capable of being psychotic fucking cunts lmao

two girls at my job are some of the dumbest bimbo bitches I've ever met but the moment I call them out on their shit I get in trouble the double standard is craaaaazy

finished this semester early then going to Florida for 2 weeks to visit family and party with friends for new years

Zohran and AOC, smiling together in a restaurant.

Zohran and AOC sitting together at a table.

Nepalese food at Laliguras Bistro, including chili chicken with tingmo bread and aloo dum

A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.

But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.

HAPPY BREAD ROCKS DAY 🍞⛰️

Amazon and Apple donating money towards demolishing the east wing to make the ballroom is really all I needed to finally cut ties.

OMG SEE U THERE

crazy that as women we're so desensitized to creeps, because what do you mean that old guy on the train was just staring at me the whole time? I moved seats and ignored him. Baffling how this is just another day for us.

I hate to be that bitch but I moved to Denver 3 years ago and instantly my life got better! fatter ass, better friends, and more money were waiting for me in Colorado <3

I'm tired of navigating a world full of emotionally stunted traumatized people. Please, seek help. Hurt people hurting more people.

Everyday

nothing irritates me more than one-sided beef. if you are mad at me, you need to be so fucking honest and tell me.

there was a full supermoon last night? that explains so much.

Updated: finally had a foursome with 3 of my homegirls and now I'm drunk eating Taco Bell.