I mean, I’ve definitely not moved on yet
09.03.2026 17:24
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I mean, I’ve definitely not moved on yet
This is actually the best a man has ever looked.
I’ve just finished writing the first draft of my new sapphic horror novel. It’s approx 104k words and it is the first book that myself and my agent will be working on together. I’m relived, and exhausted, and so very proud of myself. If anyone needs me, I’m going to be napping for the next week.
Ballet and opera have outlived empires; I’m sure they’ll outlive a man’s uninformed take as he’s on a press tour about a ping pong movie.
No, I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. In fact, I think it really ties everything together.
I’m not Type A or Type B, I’m a secret third fucking abomination.
I love you @dereklandy.bsky.social. I will never tell you where the bodies are buried.
Conservative men are so deeply submissive to male authority figures.
Small little men #winterolympics #usa #hockey
Imagine fumbling me and then having to watch me get hotter, engaged, and more successful.
I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my time but at least I never had 2016 makeup.
My 80 year old (British) dad just now: Bad Bunny sang at the US football finals!
The seagull that terrorises my home is back.
He got a boyfriend, parents, and pasta all in one afternoon. No wonder he’s doing a happy dance. #HeatedRivalry
I need an old timey doctor to prescribe me a trip to the seaside for my general hysteria.
When someone asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say “never getting to drunkenly smoke cigs at an after party with Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams” so I have to make up some shit like “frogs”.
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If you’re not obsessed with your friends you’re not doing it right.
Spot the difference
“I love this show, I wonder if the actor is gay or—“
Who tf cares? Stop being fucking weird.
This game is hard
When the birthday girl wants Connor Storrie’s ass and some cake… you draw her some ass cake. I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️
She owes me money.
Happy #MemeMonday! Just thinking about some of my favourite book tropes! What are some of yours?
Drunk me and vacation me are the same person and they’re both called Jennifer. No I will not be elaborating further.
Do ya’ll know how horrifying it is to get food poisoning, your period, and a nose bleed all on the same day? Because it’s wild and I would not recommend.
He tried to clean out my sick basin (but I wouldn’t let him). He put on my favourite show at the moment and stayed to watch we me. He’s so loving, and kind, and caring. I’m marrying a good man, ya’ll.
I’ve had horrific food poisoning this evening and Derek has been the best partner I could ask for. He went out and got me electrolytes and broth. He sat with me and held me while i was sick. He wrapped me up in a blanket and brought me whatever I needed.
RIP Michelangelo, you would have loved Connor Storrie’s face card.
Happy #ThirstyThursday! This week I’m respectfully thirsting over (no surprises) the stars of Heated Rivalry, Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams. Gorgeous AND goofy — a perfect combination! What about ya’ll?
