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Couple living as if post-pandemic break up not going to happen A CO-HABITING couple are living through lockdown for all the world as if they will not split the moment it is over.

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Seven open relationship rules and why you will instantly break them, with the Mash sex columnist HOW daring and/or bored you are to launch into an open relationship, to the envy of all your friends except those who’ve tried it! So 21st century f**kboi!

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Outrage as Crufts winner yaps 'Free Palestine'

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The twat's guide to ruining the beer garden for everyone else THE bank holiday weekend probably means some long-awaited outdoor drinks. Here noted twat Ryan Whittaker gives his tips on how to spoil the experience for those around you.

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