Nicole Korman

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

WEDNESDAY. EVERYTHING IS FUCKIN RIDICULOUS RIGHT NOW, JUST SO DUMB AND BAD, SO IT'S TIME TO HUNKER DOWN AND FOCUS ON NEW PROJECTS AND HOBBIES, LIKE GROWING A LI'L GARDEN OR MAYBE TRY PAINTING WATERCOLORS OR OH I DUNNO JUST SPITBALLING HERE HOW ABOUT LEARNING TO MAKE GUILLOTINES

I spontaneously picked up You Can Do Anything Magic Skeleton! by @chuckwendig.bsky.social and @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social this morning and randomly opened right to this page and hot damn, universe, message received

You know the craft game is strong when you buy the giant glue refill bottle. I also keep calling it "glube". I really hope that name... sticks.
I'll see myself out now. #craftsky #papercraft #womeninart #paperart #craftyladies

You were the speaker at my college graduation in 2008, during the Brick City years. For so long you inspired me, but you are a LIAR. You have betrayed yourself, your message, and most importantly, your constituents. You should be ashamed.

My niece is visiting, so I made this for her. #craftsky #paperart #papersky #bookishart #hotgirlsread

My mother in law is gracing us with her presence today. So today's chore weed features a fine vintage of old blunt in the garage. Like a grown up.

I'll admit, I'm in a major book slump right now, and my TBR keeps gaining on me. And that's OK. Or so I keep telling myself. #craftsky #paperart #papersky #artsywomen #booksky

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Thank you so much!

Everytime I went to the Philadelphia Zoo, the tortoises would be going at it there too. It was especially interesting when I was a camp counselor to a bunch of 8 years olds. 😬

Photo of an open aged book with pink rose botanical illustration on a cream page with script writing underneath, the book is against a dark background

Elizabeth Blackwell (1707-1758), Scottish botanical illustrator known for the book "A Curious Herbal"1737 #womensart

Cutting and weeding paper is literally the only thing that is keeping me from screaming. #paperart #papercraft #craftsky #womeninart

This was my exact interpretation too. I am assuming that they fear legal retaliation more than anything.

We are so far gone, it's surreal.

It's p neat so far. I originally wanted it to make a bunch of gross MAGA stuff to sell so I could donate profits to Planned Parenthood and the SPLC, but I can't stomach that at the moment so I'm doing this.

"With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?"- Oscar Wilde #paperart #papercraft #bookishart #craftsky

The only christian house of worship I have ever been comfortable enough in to voluntarily go back was an Episcopal Church. I am not surprised this sermon was done by an Episcopal Bishop.

My personality is "books", so I'm branching out and doing things that aren't books. Also, I now am in possession of a Cricut. #paperart

Two pictures that sum up the #southernsnow, y'all. Also that cocoa is made from scratch bc I'm tradwife like that.