Possumus Rex

Humuna humuna, Tomahawks is all over da werld, anybody coulda put that there, I'll ask Stephen, what was the question?

All he needs is a moustache to look like Snidely Whiplash.

Operation Enduring Clusterfuck, proceeding on schedule.

Great! we're insuring ships, but can't afford health insurance or Homeowners.
Who's gonna cover the losses? The U.S. Treasury?
I don't think so.
We ain't got no money after paying for this war, Trump's graft, and the Gestapo.
Shit, we broke.

What are we saving them from this time? Jesus Christ, it doesn't matter how much money we get from stealing oil, or taxing billionaires, this Congress is going to spend it all on stupid shit anyway.
In two hundred fifty years, we have never been governed by such a pack of irresponsible fuckwits.

He is the supremeist of supreme military strategists, like the world has never seen before, and will no doubt lead us through these trying times better than anyone else ever could.
He will know when the Iranians are done, even before they do.
Or some shit.

Masters in Douchebaggery.

He really is quite the douche.

Thanks, same to you.

So Operation Enduring Clusterfuck begins.

And what was Marky using as a metric for this bold statement?
Military experience?
No.
Police experience?
Uh uh.
Brain damage from having his cranium bashed repeatedly?
That's the one!
We got us another Peter Hegseth here, way over his head, without a clue.

Tommy Bottonballs.

Not only is is aesthetically displeasing, it tastes like a used water pump gasket.
I can't get over the fact that it looks like a huge tick.

And it's 1,2,3, what're we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn.
Next stop, downtown Tehran.
And it's 5,6,7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
WHOOPEE! We're all gonna die.

Two drunks walk into a bar...

She's quite a piece of work.
We just can't seem to get good candidates that will stand up to the Scott/DeSantis cartel down here.
Stuck with Scott until 2030, and Bootsy will probably run for Congress in 2028.
The state is locked down by Republicans.

If he's really in a jam, I'll pay twenty bucks for an ear. Don't even care which one.

They are given a set of pat answers, and when the question exceeds the scope of those answers, they have nowhere to turn, so they just vomit up unrelated bullshit, (ala Pam Bondi,) or continue to repeat themselves.

Toronado, without a second thought.
Not a Broham, though, have to have an XS

That is possibly the best quote I've ever heard from the Trump Regime.
It's right up there with "Whafuck?"

I instantly thought of Larkin, too.

What on Earth makes him think he'll be around in 2028?
To look at him, you'd think he might not make it to 2027.

Is there a Presidential power granted to annex part of another nation?
Is there some power that lets him imprison people in concentration camps?
Iran, Cuba, Ukraine, Minnesota, Canada, Mexico.
He doesn't give a shit about laws, or the Constitution.
If it pops into his head, he just does it.

The problem is, the subpoena has no teeth. He can just plead the 5th, and walk out.
They need some serious leverage to make him tell everything he knows, and they don't have it.
If they give Lutnick immunity, he still won't rat on the rest, because he knows he's dead if he does.

So far, he doesn't seem too concerned about what he's allowed to do.