And for tonight’s Super Bowl halftime protest, Carrie Underwood and DJ Willy Yank will be reading excerpts from the 1994 screenplay ‘Forrest Gump’.
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And for tonight’s Super Bowl halftime protest, Carrie Underwood and DJ Willy Yank will be reading excerpts from the 1994 screenplay ‘Forrest Gump’.
IMAX? I’ve been calling her Glinda!
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this Coldplay jumbotron is the slippery slope they warned us about... thanks gay marriage.
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