Finn 🐺

Captain Stede Bonnet Our Flag Means Death S01E01

Captain Stede Bonnet Our Flag Means Death S02E08

does it ever make you crazy?

The parent and the headmaster.

A tiny tuxedo kitten on a white digital scale. The display on the scale sats ‘smol’ and a black cross has been drawn on the kittens face

There he is

"IP address? They know where I pee?" and then it's stede bonnet willy wonka gay baby

AU where Stede hears about all of Ed's crimes, and instead of trying to confront him directly he goes and gets Ed's mom to yell at him

stede saying "don't know if i can trust someone i've just met" to archie like he didn't trust and exchange clothes with ed 3.5 minutes after meeting him 😭

I FUCKING LOVE THIS LITTLE MAN 🖤

izzy learns to pin and preserve insects for stede btw. slouches over his desk for hours to make sure they're perfect for their frames

Like yes, I want to write an AU fic of 'wolfsong' where Richard Collins somehow manages to collect and raise a group of feral orphans and its very sweet and wholesome.

I also want to write a reverse AU of 'the house on the cerulean sea'

Let me live

I love the OFMD fandom because I can write whatever fic I want and at least one person will enjoy it. Everyone else just judges silently or ignore it.

I fear I could not do this in the fandoms I want to write fic for, because they are aimed towards other people in their twenties and we are mean.

Both pairs listen to the others music religiously. It surprises them both when Ed buys tickets for Izzy to meet Ned Lowe and Ned has a little fangirl moment when they walk in

I am imagining

Famous composer/maestro Stede & his equally famous husband / violinist Ned lowe

&

Rockstar Ed Teach & his husband Izzy (the Bands bassist)

C H R I S T ' S O R A N G E S?

He is chewing on a length of rope while working on somwthinf and Stede is deeply concerned for his oral health

I feel like Izzy would have a bit of an issue with chewing and eating things that are not food.

I,,, hate ceramics

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

Desert Vigil - desert animals paying their respects to a lone cowboy for this month’s riso print

stede bonnet telling a story

me forcing people to listen to my fanfic ideas

I JUST FOUND PUBLISHED SELF-SHIP HOZIER FANFIC AT A BOOKSTORE??

Izzy just has like a meh reaction to all the colorful, pretty insects Stede shows him, but as soon as Stede is scooping up a massive spider Izzy is inching over like "Oh? 🥺 who's... uh... who's this little fella... 🥺"

I just want Stede to show Izzy a cool bug he found.

'I can give you guys some room!' And he locks in immediately

Mr.digby from the Pitt2 is such a nice man oh my god I pray nothing bad happens to him 🥲🥲

Yesss exactly!!

I think we see a bit of this when Jim repeats the story Stede tells them to Fang!! I think they'd take on small stuff like that really easily, they defend syory time like no ones business

I feel like Stede could bring out their silly kid side just enough to surprise all of them ehehe

YESSSSS you get me you get me

I want to write...more Stede and Jim being friends

Then Stede gets there and is like 'oh my god get OFF OF HIM'

I love fics where Ed and Izzy have like 3+ kids.

Like Ed would be the type of try and baby trap Izzy like that. Izzy would be the type to let it keep happening.