Professor Tom of Shujin Academy VGM Club

It's only a matter of time before Tilly's career completely craters and she's trying to make money on what's left of her celebrity by doing extremely degrading porn.

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There's a comment in this episode about how one of the Guilty Gear characters looks like what one of the anime club members in your high school thought he looked like.

(Which is really true of multiple Guilty Gear characters, if I'm honest.)

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

A Harry Potter Obama Sonic backpack, officially licensed by Nonenedo.

March 10 is International Mario Day! Let's all celebrate with our favorite Super Mario merchandise!

Wrestling Thought: It's really great to see Seth Rollins bringing back the Black Scorpion angle. That's a deep cut from wrestling history that everyone's glad to revisit!

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

WHAT A DEAL!

We do live in a world where the vice president of the United States is known for his desire to get off couches, so I can see how it would be misinterpreted.

With Neptune moving out of influence for the water signs, it's a good day to be Aries. Get out of your comfort zone today and try something new, like aggravated assault.

Well, unlike you plebians, I get my 1/4 pound hot dog AND a 20 oz drink WITH refill for only $1.50.

My podcast does do numbers like Joe Rogan's show. Both my downloads and his can be expressed as positive 32-bit integers.

Most people don't know this, but Strawberry Daisenryaku is a retelling of Planet of the Apes with a different geographic setting.

My Costco Secret Elite Executive Platinum Omega Level Membership Black Card, granting me privileges only afforded to the top 0.1% of Costco members. Normally, this membership is $47, 499 per year, but I got it free because of my social media influence.

As a well-known video game music podcast celebrity, Costco gave me a complimentary upgrade on my membership. When your audience is as large as mine, perks come both abundantly and often.

Hey @hmibisondollars.bsky.social! I know that estimates vary, but it looks like the American part of the war on Iran has cost between $3.5 billion and $6.5 billion or so.

What's that in Bison dollars?

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Indianapolis Motor Speedway is a very different track in mirror mode, so I'm excited to see what this does to the race. Maybe they'll do the Daytona 500 that way, too!

I love this soundtrack, and the six player cabinet makes it the coolest of Konami's beat em ups.

If R&B superstar has taught us nothing else, it's that the hardest conversation a man can have is when he explains to his female partner that he got his mistress pregnant.

But explaining the existence of homosexuality to children is surely a close second.

There was a big NXT show tonight, and Joe Hendry looked just like this.

I know the title says "Strider", but I see no flowing red scarf, nor do I see Viggo Mortensen, and so I believe this to be a false Strider.

The original cut of Toy Story 2 was 3.5 hours long, and included a massive orgy sequence where Rex was power bottoming for Mr. Potato Head, so I suppose this tracks.

I didn't want to have a conversation with my kids about how 60% of their home state voted for openly racist leadership, and then have that conversation again every single time we have a federal or state election, but I suppose people are more comfortable with racists than gays.

Two of my next three episodes are bonus episodes. At least, that's what I'm calling them. As always, look for them whenever I get them done.

Crunchyroll categories remain the best

It's nothing like gambling! People are just putting down money to predict future events! Like which team will win a sports game! Or whether the ball on the roulette wheel will land on red or black! No similarities to gambling whatsoever!

I have been on the Internet since 1997 and I can assure you that por can indeed be found there for free. Even if you're in a bullshit red state with bullshit age verification like I am.

It's on my shortlist for the best celebrity wrestling match ever. Or at least the most entertaining.

I've been waiting for this podcast!

For my contribution to Random Game Saturday, I present to you $24.99 that was well spent.