An Emasculated, Infantile Complain--ee

Wouldn't even make fucking sense unless he was Tony Batista.

Dan o'dowd has to use the term "aircraft carrier" 13 times a segment or they take his toupee away.

Iran cannot participate in the 2026 World Cup after the United States killed their leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the sports minister, Ahmad Donyamali, said on Wednesday. The United States and Israel launched airstrikes on Iran nearly two weeks ago, killing the Islamic Republic’s supreme leader, leading to a region-wide conflict in the Gulf. “Considering that this corrupt regime [the US] has assassinated our leader, under no circumstances can we participate in the World Cup,” the minister told state television. “Our children are not safe and, fundamentally, such conditions for participation do not exist. “Given the malicious actions they have carried out against Iran, they have forced two wars on us over eight or nine months and have killed and martyred thousands of our people. Therefore, we certainly cannot have such a presence.”

Iran will not participate in the men’s World Cup.

“Considering that this corrupt regime [the US] has assassinated our leader, under no circumstances can we participate in the World Cup. Our children are not safe and, fundamentally, such conditions for participation do not exist.”

Amen.

Vinnie Pasquantino of Team Italy: WHERES THE FUCKIN WINE

You're in a laundry room//

Okay.

The whole administration wearing these fucking dress shoes.

I want to watch them all hang.

We can use the laces if we try.

Trigger warning for joy: Nazis in their inevitable habitat (☠️ by their own hand)

FUCK THE POLICE.

Italy may have beat us in Baseball but we’re going to beat them in something they invented: being fascist.

Beware the ides of baseball March.

Donald For Yoshi.

Why are you bringing Justin Smoak into this, he was a decent ball player.

One more day to complete my service//One more high to decay my nervous

Carlos Delgado

All time leader amongst Puerto Rican ballplayers in HRs and OPS? Carlos Delgado. The King.

"It's like the thrill of being near the executioner's switch knowing that at any moment you could throw it, but knowing you never will. But you could. Never isn't the right word because I could, and I might. And I probably will."
- Donald Trump - Dennis Reynolds

Nirvana - Stain (BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE EVER) YouTube video by Lucas Corrêa

I'M A STAIN//

youtu.be/f0Vr1tSAaWU?...

Take a look at where you are//It's pretty scary

I reject this reality and substitute my own.

i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong list of politicians to cross off

Fuck it.

reminder we can start a bank run in even a very stable economy. we just gotta all get our money at once

Look at the recluse//Look at the recluse

Rain delay beers are the best.

Never met a wise man//If so, it's a woman

Illiteracy Will Prevail.

This is literally cooler than anything I've seen in any baseball movie

believe it or not the dodgers and blue jays are still in extra innings

I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned//

Feels a bit karmic that the Americans are the ones having Viza issues

We're inside 1 hour from 1st pitch! A pair of former Atlanta Braves teammates will start: Julio Teheran for Colombia & Mike Soroka (Calgary, AB) for Canada. Today is the 20th anniversary of Canada's 1st ever World Baseball Classic game. The journey to the quarters starts now.