Shane

Do you think it could crash my inbox?

tbh delete the yt app and use browser. It’s a liiiiittle clunkier but you can use extensions to block shorts, skip sponsor segments in videos, and more. Pros outweigh cons.

Forreal!! Also it always confuses me when people ask AFTER seeing the photo I’m like….????? Just look???

I think tbh no format is correct unless MMM.

Oh yes absolutely same, always like that. But now it’s like ohhhh my god I’m listening to a sloth. SPIT IT OUT.

The way I have to stop myself doing a “ok ok let’s get to the point” hand roll gesture.

Vegans when the bird consents:

I’m more of a 1.6X but… I’m starting to think it’s making me unable to listen to slow bitches IRL 💀

This is such an excellent a-tier caption I do think you need an award actually

I don’t think that’s really economies of scale, it is more economy of “loss leading.”

Remember to post results 👨🏽

my pussy be shitting every single day 😔

I am a patient man

Cleanup on aisle my pussy 😭

drooling

I think the image is when you are not resisting tbh.

But do it regardless

Was hoping a love like heated rivalry may never find me.

But actually a man who wants to fuck around, get jealous when I do the same, and pretend nothing is going on between us in public has found me a few times 💀

Thank you for taking notes

Call me a baby but I don’t like a hard suck blowjob like be gentle omg.

Also dgdhdhd not when you pull away and they think you’re gonna cum so they suck HARDER oh no please get offfff

Store credit is wiiiiild. They just getting advertising for you to come buy more pizza 💀 and profit more 💀💀

Utter nonsense. I think this is propaganda as much as the next person, but the fact is he was in front of her vehicle and she accelerated: the courts will dismiss in a HEARTBEAT.

Monster elisasue looking gorgina in the mirror prepping for new years :)

2026 is gonna be my year!

Do they have to vacuum 3 times a day?

The amount of hair women can drop in your house in a single visit is phenomenal.

Americans need to not be quiet on trumps war with Venezuela like the cost of living (drugs) will be impacted

if porn damages your brain and writing develops your brain does writing porn even it out...

Oh you pretty as hell 😮‍💨

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

Someone told me they can’t hookup with me because I “look like zoolander” I’m kms