hey i’m alive just fyi

from tuesday

yeah i’m not the most familiar with it yet lol. good to know though!

almost up to 1000 followers and yet almost no one reacts to my shit. that feels weird

from this past sunday night

am i a girl or a cosmic entity?

hi!

my follower count just jumped from about 60 to like 800+ so uh hi there. welcome to the shitshow 😂

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Trump supporters say they’re concerned about immigrants coming here illegally with one of their major reasons being crime, yet immigrants are less likely to commit crime than US citizens. Can you really say you’re concerned with crime when he has 34 felonies & pardoned nearly 1500 violent criminals?

I am christ-like in the sense that I love the whores

i like that i can safely be a hoe here cos none of my family or any family-adjacent people are on the list lol

finally back on here lol. it logged me out some time ago and then i forgot my password so i had to take care of that but i’m here and ready to get back to my regularly scheduled programming of getting under everyone’s skin

clarence: “SHE’S JUST ABOUT TO CLOSE UP THE LIBRARY!!! 😫😭”

Also, while the people of Pottersville are much more unpleasant and hostile than Bedford Falls, Pottersville seems like a more fun place to spend the night. So many jazz clubs!

Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.

One ticket to Nosferatu please

can’t do literally anything i was hoping to do this weekend because i have this stupid eye infection so i’m just going to stay home and watch buffy and look for new recipes to try

i’m glad you felt so comfortable. i’ve been shamed at the dentist before and that shit stays with you 😭

oo i didn’t know that! i hope you enjoy your stay 🥹 how long will you be here?

if only i’d known 💀 whatcha doing down in this neck of the woods?

Currently marked safe from hearing that sad ass “mommy needs shoes to meet Jesus” song this holiday season.

i was just there yesterday 😩

after today i can truly say jack is officially a texan because in the span of about 3 hours not only did he use the phrase “i tell you what” 100% unironically but he also ate pecan pie. the boy is doin me proud

king of the hill is barely even fictional cos texas really just be like that

unfortunately for y’all 😆

how is your man blocking me when i’ve never once interacted with him but yet you yourself don’t have me blocked. how would he even know who i am unless you actively brought me up and pointed me out to him lol seems a bit pacific

downtown hangs