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i found dr scholls loafers at tj maxx it was like i won the damn lottery

she’s happy i’m home for lunch!

just bought diet coke, tahini, white chocolate powder, and a hot pink bra on the clock

texting my tattoo artist on the clock

i found out which office lady was making the daily morning popcorn and today she comes into the break room while i’m taking my lunch and says ‘hope you don’t mind the smell of microwaved fish!’ please……

fridays in the office aren’t for jeans they’re for wearing skirts that are a little too short for work

do i keep my current stardew save, divorce haley, and pursue penny or start a brand new save and go after her

there’s always one more mountain to see

a casual platform combat boot for the office

thank you random farmer for donating these strawberries to the office today 🤍✨🍓

so in love with these characters and town i’ve created that i’m working on one story where the wife dies and one where the husband does eeeeeeee

supposed to be getting my ao3 invite this week let’s GO

i’m sorry do the words heated rivalry drag brunch mean nothing to you

my mom’s least favorite thing about me used to be that i was gay but we’ve grown and healed and now it’s the way i make my Fs

does anyone wanna come over for a drunken singalong hairspray watch party

i start every morning with my spotify chill mix

yay yay yay!!!

you get me <3

despite being a lesbian i cannot write lesbian characters because i only know how to write very sad women in miserable relationships with very sad men. usually god is there. almost always in a coastal setting. this is me.

i love to look extra cute on thursdays because it’s my favorite day of the week

craving a fig newton like a mf

every manager is out today so yeah i’m working on my novel at the front desk

i’m like if a blueberry muffin made a wish to become human

maple approved purchase

2026 is the year of the blueberry muffin

got some marshmallow perfume for the office i smell delicious right now entering data

sometimes dinner is just two grilled cheeses

sally’s trip immediately after

haircut in fifteen….i’m totally fine and calm

the bisexual women running taco bell like the navy are in love with me