A sign on a train door that tells people not to hold the door open, but someone's printed out and taped on a replacement caption that says "no cross-country skiing". The pictogram of someone holding the train doors open looks a lot like someone holding two skis.
BART warnings getting oddly specific this morning
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V cute!😍
Good night, Lacey
Ohhh, ok. Glad it's not painful🤗
An extra hole? Did it hurt?
Mega based
V cute!😍😍
Same
Hell yeah!
Good! *Pats head*
Like this🐕, or like this🐩?
That's dedication
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If they did a live action version of Archer, H. Jon Benjamin would have to play Krieger instead of Archer
I care about you 🫂🫂🫂
Good night🫂🫂🫂
Quitting Twitter was probably the right move, but what about the other part?
I keep hearing good things about it
🫂🫂Need to talk about it?
You ok?
One of the worst phrases ever, wtaf?
Me looking up cutely, wearing a sexy black and white swimsuit / bikini with a great view of my smooth, sexy body. My dick is peeking out the front of the bikini bottoms
repost if u think im cute 🥰
#nsfw #transporn #sexy #lewds #nudes #goonsky #bikini #cock
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Having pets and hanging out with friends
Relatable
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How is that problematic?
Ok, I have an Idea...
A time traveler wizard that goes around giving historical figures GIANT KNOCKERS
Who knows? Perhaps the world would've been a better place if Moses got some triple D's instead of the ten commandments.
"Breed me" as a dominant command, not as a submissive request 🫠🫠🫠
