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My damn name is Gort. You can find me in the bar. Luke ain't shit.

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Yeah and I made $750 betting on the Ealx.

21.02.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me but do you have any of these 4 sale?

21.02.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nerd boy claimed poverty in his reply, now he's trying to pretend he's got the best internet speed available. Pick a lane, douche

21.02.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know a few!!!!!!!!

21.02.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

McMahon a bitch

21.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone seen my HOSES?

21.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put them all in jail

21.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gravy

21.02.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a bowling ball and saying " now you 're all in big , big trouble " ALT: a man is holding a bowling ball and saying " now you 're all in big , big trouble "

Today's the best day of the gaming year, when you can go online in games you've been playing forever and absolutely MOP THE FLOOR with all these kids who just got the game for Christmas*. ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽฎ #videogames #Christmas #art #oc #gaming

26.12.2025 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's a long way around saying you've got a boner, Annihilus.

#videogames #games #nintendo #playstation #art #nsfw #marvel #AvengersDoomsday

15.12.2025 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection for Switch 2

Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection for Switch 2

The deliveries aren't slowing down.

Here's my second copy of MK Legacy (I bought it digitally on PS5 a month ago since I'm a chump). #videogames #games #mortalkombat #retrogaming #nintendoswitch2 #nintendo

@digitaleclipse.bsky.social

11.12.2025 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh

12.11.2025 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Playing that Samurai game everyone's been talking about.

#videogames #games #retro #retrogaming #playstation

31.10.2025 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clown show, bro

23.10.2025 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This stream constantly freezing, losing audio and overall being a complete disaster is basically Xbox in a nutshell.

#Xbox #Fallout #FalloutDay #gamedev #art #Microsoft

23.10.2025 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Ninja 50 lives up to the originals.

#videogames #PS5 #games #art #gamedev #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch

23.10.2025 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro. I need.

29.07.2025 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.07.2025 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dong Pirates! Dongs!

22.07.2025 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Preorders are live on RoboCop Rogue City Unfinished Business PS5 / XBSX at VGP!
$39.99 / 29 USD

๐Ÿ‘‰ tinyurl.com/2ajsu7mz

- August 1, 2025
- Enjoy Free Shipping when you spend $75 / 55 USD

10.07.2025 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Really American

Democracy in Danger: In a shocking moment, Stacey Abrams lays out in terrifying detail the methodical ten step process by which our democracy is being dismantled, and we might be at step nine already.๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคฌ

Everyone needs to see this.

09.07.2025 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 731 ๐Ÿ” 429 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51 ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

@kimimi.bsky.social could never

10.07.2025 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just learned how to use stickers in iMessage, and it's already helping contextualize my links. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

(Congrats if you know what this has to do with Sega CD)

#retrogaming #sega #videogames #games #gaming

10.07.2025 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uhh what are you saying to me?

24.06.2025 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh my AOL warez

23.06.2025 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll smack off on that beach!???

23.06.2025 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you say lactation??

23.06.2025 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told him btw. He was "bemused"

23.06.2025 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People named Anatoly can be unreliable too. I was at the mall for a haircut and got the disc. It's just how life works man.

23.06.2025 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm smart I know everything

23.06.2025 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0