Blitz

NOT REALLY NO

WHAT IM BUSY TAKING CARE OF MY HUSBAND

After that episode, I wannna hear Brendon playing Phasmophobia in Blitz's voice..

/I have someone on the back burner until spoiler wall is down.

He is on the floor, and down for the count. ALRIGHT he's emotional again. Fuck sake.

CAN THE EPISODE DROP ALREADY I'M ON PINS AND NEEDLES.

/Does anyone know what time the episode is dropping tomorrow?

"Usually we fuck people up that did Sinners wrong in their past life. You know the usual bullshit. Oh this guy killed me because I dated his girlfriend, fuck him up. Or Or my husband fucked this guy Chad and killed me so he could live happily with him, fuck them both up." The imp said.

He flumps down before snorting another line.

"Oh just preparing for another contract, some earth fuckers gotta Hotel that has some weird shit going on and wants us to investigate it."

Checks the drug stash he took.

"Something called Moondust, let me tell you I'm seeing shit no mortal man should be seeing, or hellspawn for that matter."

Oh, well that's good. We need more gays around here. Mhmm Mhmm.

Only straight people say that! Damn it be gay!

Gay day say your gay!

You are all gay. Very gay, whether you're gay or not somehow you are gay. So be gay.

24 more hours before my gang goes ghost hunting!

He listined in. Taking down notes in illegible handwriting. Only readable by his small brain.

"Yeesh if I helped someone out and they cucked me over Id want them dead too! No matter Ill let my team know and he'll be joinin ya in Hell before you know it!"

AAAHHHHHHH

He sighed heavily. His mood had tanked again, and his self-doubt was weighing on him.

He pops open a whisky bottle and starts guzzling.

Valentino? More like Valenseeno! Aha

His eyes lit up like a kid at Christmas.

"Ya well with this fancy rock from Lust I can go just about anywhere on Earth. So who will it be and how did they fuck you over?"

He would ask. Grabbing a pen and paper.

"The name's Blitz! I actually got inspired to create my own business thanks to your broadcasts. I run IMP Immediate Murder Professionals! You got someone who screwed you over on earth? We'll take care of em! Celebrities get half off!"

Blink blinks his eyes.

"Oh no no no, well maybe but no. Actually I'm a pretty big fan, loved listening to your broadcasts when you aired them during the first few years of your arrival here!"

He continues staring at him with awe starstruckness. Before shaking out of it.

"Oh ,sorry, was I staring?"

Stares up at the Radio Demon with awe and fascination, a stunned silence.

/Intentionally writing typos because Blitz is illiterate and making my autocorrect suffer.

WHO THE FUC AR YOU PEOPLE?!?!