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Alan Smithee

@m6i2k6e

Hollywood pixel-pusher and wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, former/future fruit tree grower, Serie A addict, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee. “Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me

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I’m guessing the kids didn’t tickle him?

12.03.2026 05:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

international conflict rule book: when you end an excursion that you started, it counts as stopping a war

12.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Russia? Israel?

12.03.2026 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

perhaps you haven't been watching the dems that last 10 years

12.03.2026 00:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'd trade it all for World Cup qualification

12.03.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Serie A fans:

11.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seems like a good long term solution

11.03.2026 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rambling rallies are his happy place

11.03.2026 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

now do everywhere else in public

11.03.2026 21:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we knew that at the time didn't we? SCOTUS told them to stop counting while bush was still ahead

11.03.2026 21:10 👍 62 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

responsibility? i don't know about that

11.03.2026 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's also Pho King in Woodland Hills, CA

11.03.2026 19:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

guy on the far right is gonna get audited

11.03.2026 19:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the more testosterone a guy has the oranger his skin and the bigger his... eyebrows

11.03.2026 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good bad black white best worst fair rigged the world is so simple

11.03.2026 17:02 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i lost my confidence in the supreme court (and america) when they stole the election from al gore and declared george w bush the president

11.03.2026 15:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

call me a socialist but i'd rather my tax dollars went to universal health care or fighting climate change or public transportation or food for poor school kids or scientific advancement or housing the homeless or public art or tax refunds or forgiving college loans than slaughtering innocent kids

11.03.2026 15:50 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's almost like thousands of years of weather stability and predictability have been upended and replaced by erratic and extreme weather for some mysterious reason

11.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'F' for Financial windfall

11.03.2026 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

even if the size was correct, those look like the world's most uncomfortable shoes

11.03.2026 15:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wanna trade? it's gonna be in the 90s here tomorrow and for the next week. also, love your avatar

11.03.2026 15:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agreed. But even back then I was so angry/disappointed w Gore because he didn’t want to rock the boat or whatever wimpy-ass BS the Dems have been doing ever since. As you can see, I’m still not over it. I said it then and I still believe it: 2000 was the beginning of the end of the American Century.

11.03.2026 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

remember that whole sordid Epstein files thing? that was wild

11.03.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Schrodinger’s War

11.03.2026 01:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. And ultimately, SCOTUS’s demand to not count counts even more.

11.03.2026 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i feel you, Gumby

11.03.2026 00:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

those days are over

10.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i bet they wish they woulda kept the pedal to the metal on EV production instead of kowtowing to a big oil-fellating administration

10.03.2026 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0