Michael, unable to think of a cool name

Gotta steal that oil, yo ho!

This is a weed thought if ever there was one

Yep, but it’s a baby one

Totally agree. An evil character through and through

Yeah just waiting in the hospital for answers. It’s been eight days

And FUCK cancer

Hey @gratefuldavid.bsky.social I think it’s time for another

I think one of the worst insults you can hurl is “raggedy ass”

Bruh

Magic the Gathering for the win

My mom watches Big Bang Theory every night. I didn’t realize until now how annoying every character is

Laugh tracks have never made up for mediocre jokes

I’m surprised it took him this long for pardons

Before cancer, my girlfriend and I went to a really nice restaurant in town. I got the steak and truffle fries

Steak was amazing, fries were gross

Food take: truffles are gross. All that money to taste more like feet than Fritos

Here’s to many more years for both of us!!

Yesterday was the 100th day since my cancer diagnosis, and 101 days since I nearly died on my bathroom floor from internal bleeding

In the words of Sir Elton, “I’m still standing”

When Donald Trump says “low IQ” he means n***** and I hate him for it

I’ve seen a lot of “he’s building a bunker” and y’all…

You don’t build a secret bunker where people can take photos of every stage of construction. Trump might be that stupid but the people around him aren’t

Abusers stand together every time

C3 felt very forced, at least what I saw

I genuinely do not care about the ballroom, especially in light of everything else he’s done

I’m convinced Rachel Maddow doesn’t have any friends with ADHD because they’d all be telling her to stop repeating phrases and stop using unnecessarily long pauses and just get to the point

It isn’t covert if we know about it 🤨

Android: turn alarm volume up in the alarms

iOS: sound and haptics > ringtone and alerts

This is yet another reason iOS is NOT intuitive and remains an inferior product

I’m keeping my iPhone because it’s paid off by this was the worst phone decision I’ve ever made. I miss my Pixel

Wow he’s finally right about something

I still exist!