HAI FRIEND :3
HAI FRIEND :3
blue sky empty? hereβs a snippet of a random oneshot i wrote up last night that i may or may not finish idk depends it wasnβt planned i just wrote it
whyβs the envelope kinda giving saddam husseinβs hiding spot if you squint
same like what happened
THEY DINT HAVE POLLS WHAT THE FUCK
this place so quiet and intimate omg who wants to admit they have a crush on me π₯Ί [LOUD BOOING]
only thing stopping me if my croomf not on here itβs over
no like iβm about to hit the Rawr XD
this app feels so intimate & unserious im bouta start tweeting like iβm 2009 danisnotonfire
@danielhowell.bsky.social i love you
and itβs all just us going hehe weβre on a different app
I SHOULDVE BEEN USER INTERACTIVEINTROVERTS
honestly it was lame as fuck of me to go with catbearbunz this is a brand new app i couldβve been like danisnotinteresting or lessamazingphil or fuck it pinof1
the fact that it really was only like an hour tops for 500 of us to all go from βi donβt wanna be on that appβ to βwell i gusss as a backup thingβ to βwhere are my moots βπΎπβ like this really is a cult π
FAWKKKKKKKK
second phude of bluesky
first phude of bluesky
what if we all did this and then dan isnβt even coming he just wanted to claim his brand and user just in case like he did with the danandphilgames @ on twt
oh no no no then i must leave because im nothing without drafts
i see people making introductions so here it goes, this is my not nugu account. this is where i write fanfiction, these are a few of my greatest hits oooo you wanna follow me so bad
#danandphil #phan #phantwt
meeee :33
and now itβs been christened i really feel at home now guys
i said fuck terfs remember to punch them once and got locked for a week it put the fear of god in me
i mean itβs half because itβs funny and stylistic and half because if you swear on twitter your account can get locked or suspended if someone reports you for being threatening or mean
wait can i swear normally without losing my account?? can i just like say fuck instead of fawk
WHY DID I JUYA DISCOVER THAT AT THE DAME TIME LOL
just scrolled my feed for the fist time and immediately saw gooner art i think im done here