Everyone, please remember that the two horrible terrorist attacks at ODU and the Michigan synagogue are Joe Biden's fault. So is the mass murder of innocent children in Iran, and the Iran War in general. Why? Because President Jabba The Pedoführer knows nothing about those events. 2 excuses; 1 post.
As events today clearly illustrate...
MAGA dumb, so as dumb as dumb can be plus more dumb. Yeah, MAGA dumb.
Rhetorical question, right?
Today's violent terrorist attacks remind me that our safety and well-being are in the hands of President Jabba The Pedoführer, Kash, Tulsi, Petey, Marco, et al. My guess is that this crack team of monkeys are going to get plenty of opportunities to strut their total incompetence.
That's a fool's errand; they are both high-octane imbecilic jackasses!
Got to have a brain to mush...
That's a very real, very scary thought. The scariest thing about that possibility is we have an administration, led by a toddler, completely unable to handle such an occurrence. Iran knows this. So does Putin. So does every other leader in the world.
Send it to reputable news outlets worldwide.
Not my primary, not my state, but Harry Dunn has my vote.
It means he is delusional and insane. So are the people who believe this bullshit. A "god" that "chooses" an idiot like President Jabba The Pedoführer is not "God." Hell, even Satan has washed his hands of Jabba; he doesn't want him stinking up the place.
Ditto!
Hmmm...🤔...seems like DOGE missed the mark....entirely.
Yes Iran, yes he is.
We call that irony...
Jabba is dangerous because he's an ignorant buffoon. Benji is simply dangerous and driven by hate.
Easy! You don't call it a war. If it's not a war, simply walking away is easy, and Jabba is highly skilled at walking away.
If only Miracle Gro were readily available on the battlefield...
President Jabba The Pedoführer: Daddy, are you giving Intel to Iran?
Vlad: No, Don-don, I am not. Silly boy.
Jabba: Okay, thank you for clearing that up.
Vlad: No problem, Puppet.
Jabba: (hangs up) "Click"
Vlad: (hangs up) "Click" 🤣😂😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣😅😂😂😅🤣🤣😅😂😂😅🤣🤣...
Trumpublican?
FINALLY, HE WON!
Good morning, Haarlem! Looking good in your Spring greenery.
Wow! He actually might be telling the truth...without knowing he's telling the truth...without knowing what truth he's telling! Confused? So is Jabba.
President Jabba The Pedoführer's Iran strategy is a huge success, as expected. Time to close the file on another campaign pledge. Up next, Jabba's DoJ, under his direction, will continue to root out evil rapists and pedophiles by attacking Cuba.
The fact that you need to toss that suggestion out there tells us everything we need to know about the spineless chicken-shits "working" in this administration.
Pretty much anyone who didn't vote for that one dipshit...
So...um...if this is what "winning" is under Jabba The Pedoführer's administration, I wonder what "losing" would look like. 🤔
How phukcing embarrassing!
Cannibals feeding on each other. It's an eat-or-get-eaten jungle within MAGA. If the world wasn't being destroyed by this administration, the infighting would be comically entertaining.
Someday, someone is going to create the technology necessary to negate the insatiable thirst this country has for oil. Maybe call it some ridiculous name like "renewable" or "green" energy. Someday, maybe. I'm sure Jabba The Pedoführer and his crack administration are already on it, right?
