Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun

we found tobias fünke's wario

To infinity and your mom!

Polyamory sounds so clinical, a more fun and accurate term: Multi-Ball!

looking up if Malaysia has a prime minister for very regular reasons, not related to any sudden or violent urges,

Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

The super mario bros: super show! logo sith a cartoon Mario head featuring the live action actors for Mario and Luigi behind text. The text says the following: Mama Mia! It’sa Time To Bring Back Guillotines

What on Earth? There has to be some standard of corroboration to prevent people from locking up 50 year old women for six months off a false AI facial recognition identification.

Bella Swan from Twilight sitting at the lunch table.

Watching the best baseball movie ever made.

If they change from the side profile to a frontal profile I’m pretty sure those coins will be too large to fit into a machine.

Sending MuchMojo your way!!!

Actually, try it with a Fred Schneider voice, that'll work too 🤣

Skaul Penes

She's a ten but she Goofy hollers when she cums

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

I started doing this to anyone that comes in the kitchen while I’m cooking it’s great fun

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

I made @goldengateblond.bsky.social laugh tonight, I also convinced my 18 year old to stop talking about brain rot for the duration of a two hour car ride today.
I am sated. I have conquered.

Fetterman is what happens when you drop Sinema on Manchin’s head and give him a concussion.

Reputational damage is exactly what these snot-nosed punks deserve. Don’t make decisions that affect the public welfare if you can’t handle public opinion.

Jordan Peele doing the East West bowl sketch on Key and Peele

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roses are red

i am your buddy

come on down to

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I read this as if Jack White was singing it and it works. 👍

people have got to stop sticking things up their ass for "health reasons." however, feel free to keep sticking things up your ass for "sex reasons"

if you want one, DM me; it's $10 and I'm giving half to the Transgender Law Center

a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything.
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America: always finding new ways to give everyone diarrhea